Can all you Hills fans fill me in on who exactly Audrina Patridge is? Or what she does? All I know I've learned from looking at photos of her or watching our video. The reason I ask is I'm kind of developing a crush on her and I need to know if she is just some vapid Hollywood chick or a sweet girl next door type to define what kind of crush it will be. Pictures by Octavio R Vera Jr

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What the f*ck is Bobby Trendy doing at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party? Did he misread the invitation as "Hot Hollyweird Party?"

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Jennifer Garner is making the rounds in New York promoting "The Kingdom" (and dropping a few "Gone Baby Gone" plugs for hubby Ben Affleck) stopping by Letterman last night and today she stopped by NBC and Regis & Kelly all the while looking absolutely fabulous (raise your voice real high when you say that "fabulous"). Have you ever seen a celebrity so happy to make the rounds? Pictures by Jennifer Mitchell, Colin Drummond

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I think the only people more proud of getting their shnozz shaved down and new pair of tits than Heidi Montag are porn stars. And that's not a good thing.

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Angelina Jolie posed for the paparazzi while leaving the UN building in New York City in a stylish white outfit. Jolie had just finished blasting the amount of money spent on the military while millions of people are starving or living as refugees (you go girl!) I love the outfit but it really does make Jolie look even thinner. Pictures by James Ambler

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Super-intelligent danger man Steve-O stopped by Howard Stern to kick Lindsay Lohan while she's down and talk about how she stole cocaine from him.

"JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

Thank God Lindsay is not coming out of rehab this weekend, she was worse off than we all thought to take the risk of stealing coke from Steve-O. I can totally see him grinding up chicken bones and powdered bleach only to leave it around his house to see if anyone would snort it. Filmingit of course.

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