
Lindsay Lohan sat down with Elle magazine for an interview to address the rumors, her behavior and her life that appears in the September issue and frankly, it's ridiculous. The interview took place less than two days before her arrest for drunk driving over the Memorial Day weekend in May and shows that Lindsay is either a compulsive liar or a manipulator. I have attached the highlights below courtesy of Elle and my reactions in italics.
On her reputation for drunk driving: “I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that. I would not do that.â€
O rly??? I think we know the answer to this one and "Responsible Lindsay Lohan" has to be an oxymoron.
On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday: “I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn’t know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they’re in AA for, like, years.â€
We all know she didn't learn anything at Wonderland but she had to go to there to be alone? WTF happened to not answering your phone and staying home for night?
On her sometimes-boyfriend Calum Best: “I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’
So not only is Lindsay delusional, she's narcissistic. I wonder if she puts on the "Parent Trap" and masturbates.
On her future projects: “There’s this Walter Salles film I really want to do. It’s called On the Road. It has the vibe of that movie The Dreamers […] I want to work with Walter Salles so bad. I had to audition for him. It was the first audition I’ve had since Freaky Friday.â€
I have a feeling you're going to be doing a whole lot more auditioning in the future.
On the media firestorm surrounding her: “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.â€
How about this Lindsay, tell your parents to shut up, stop with the drinking and driving, stop with the drugs, and stop with all the bullsh*t.
On avoiding fame: “I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?â€
Lies!!!! No one likes the food at the Ivy! And no you can't drive down the street, you have proven that several times with your car accidents, on Robertson no less, and your DUI's.
On being photographed without underwear: “It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that sh*t – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.â€
I'm calling bullsh*t on this one.
On sleep troubles: “I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.â€
That's the cocaine honey, stop snorting your weight in it and you should be fine.
On her career aspirations: “I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.â€
Eddie Murphy makes entire movies where he plays every single f'ing character and that's why he doesn't get an award either. Play one character and do that well. And move on already Lindsay, the parent trap was 10 years ago. How can you be pissed that you didn't get an award for a sight gag in a kids movie?