Do you know who this guy? If not, it’s ok; he’s not exactly famous. His name is Ojani Noa and he just got pwned by his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez. Noa has been trying to peddle a tell-all book about his marriage to the Latin popstar but today a judge has ruled in J-Lo’s favor and ordered Noa to scrap the book and pay J-Lo $545,000 in court fees and damages. I have no idea how this former model and waiter is going to come up with that kind of scratch.

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Here it is! Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte's official marriage certificate issued by the County Recorder of Clark County, Nevada.

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Here is the Las Vegas wedding location of Melanie Brown. Mel B. aka Scary Spice married boyfriend Stephen Belafonte in a secret wedding on June 6th at the Special Memory Wedding Chapel.

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Why is Spice Girl Melanie Brown having such a great time in Miami? It's not because Eddie Murphy has sent a few child support checks! It's because she secretly married her boyfriend Stephen Belafonte in Las Vegas on June 6th. Pictures by Steve Dennett and Juan Garces

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First everyone wondered if he could save soccer and now everyone just wants to know if he'll ever play. David Beckham might want to hurry up and get healthy otherwise his little experiment will end before it even gets started. Every day he sits on the bench creates more animosity amongst the diehards and bandwagon fans who bought tickets expecting to see Golden Balls play in America. So has the Beckham hype worn out its welcome? Every couple of years, usually around the time World Cup qualifying starts, soccer fans and officials swear up and down that this will be the year the sport catches on in the US only to be pulled back into reality by a first round exit by the US team, 1-0 games, and lack of real stars playing in the US. But what about all the kids playing soccer in the US today? Won't they continue to build soccer from the bottom up? Well, I played soccer as kid, in between drinking Capri Sun and eating orange slices, and I hate it. We do a lot of things as kids that have absolutely nothing to do with who we are as adults. Just ask sports writer Bill Simmons:

"...people keep stupidly perpetuating the "every kid grows up playing soccer -- those are the kids who become adults and who might buy tickets" argument. You know what else I did as a kid? I gave myself a Muslim name. I ate my own boogers. I seethed because Tom never caught Jerry. I checked my closet every night to make sure an evil clown wasn't there. I left my baby teeth under my pillow because a fairy gave me money for them. None of these things has any correlation to my life now. The fact remains: Americans will never care that Beckham is playing soccer in a league of half-decent guys, just like English people wouldn't care if they had a mediocre baseball league and the London team signed A-Rod."

Will soccer ever catch on here? Maybe; global warming could make hell freezing over a possibility. But if Beckham expects to have a hand in it he may want to get on the field sooner rather than later because the NFL and college football seasons start in a matter of weeks and the baseball season is heading down to the wire. Pictures by Colin Drummond

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Samantha Ronson aka DJ Sam celebrated her birthday with a party at "Guys" in West Hollywood last night. Molly Sims, Michelle Rodriguez and Devon Aoki showed up to help her celebrate but sadly gal pal Lindsay Lohan couldn't make it due to her current residence in a Utah rehab center. Do you think Lindsay sent her a card? Pictures by Phamous Fotos

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