I don't want to see Kirsten Dunst walking around without a bra and I know you guys don't but if I have to look at them, so do you. But you would think her friends should be tired of seeing those things flop around that they might buy her bras for xmas/birthdays or at least drop some hints about how cows are the only animals that should have udders. Pictures by A. Macpherson

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Angelina Jolie may be a busy woman finishing up her film 'Wanted,' but the doting mom took time out today to take her adopted daughter Zahara shopping at Timeless Toys in Chicago. Even though she's digging for gold, Zahara is still cute.

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Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, has come to the fallen star's defense, blaming her estranged father Michael Lohan and her 'momager' Dina for Lindsay's train wreck behavior. Almeida claims that not only did the Lohans turn a blind eye to Lindsay's behavior from a young age but they also relied on her to bring in the dough.

"From a young age, she dealt with her father's physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother's drinking." Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and "slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off." When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, "They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron's room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career." By age 18, Lindsay had moved on to harder substances. Almeida recalls walking in on her and another celebrity in a closet at a club one night as they sniffed white powder. The ex-bodyguard also claims Lindsay cried out for help for years by cutting herself and threatening suicide.

If half of this is even true, that is some f*cked up sh*t. But the only thing I take umbrage with is the pulling Lindsay out on the Long Island Expressway and calling her a slut. Had this guy ever been on the LIE before? That happens every 15 minutes. It's not the construction that makes your 45 minute trip to the Hampton's a 5-hour traffic filled adventure, it's angry Long Island dad who just found out his 16-year-old daughter slept with the entire Lacrosse team after she got busted for bangin' the basketball team, clip board holders included.

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TLC drew big numbers for the premiere of its new series "L.A. Ink." starring the extremely talented and beautiful Kat Von D who first appeared on "Miami Ink" - a reality TV show about a tattoo shop in - you guessed it Miami. Kat's new spin off show about her LA shop averaged 2.9 million total viewers on Tuesday, according to Nielsen Media Research. Making "L.A. Ink" the most-watched series debut for the network since the January 2003 premiere of "What Not to Wear." Nice work Kat - way to show those Miami boys!

 

 

 

 

 

Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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Bridget Moynahan is making her move to Los Angeles official. The Uber-preggo actress has sold her New York City nest, a one-bedroom apartment in the hip Chelsea neighborhood, located just blocks from where former boyfriend Tom Brady has shacked up with current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen. Moynahan's old pad reportedly sold for $820,000 (that's it?). Besides moving away from Brady and Gisele, Moynahan's decision was made easier when her New York-based TV sow 'Six Degrees" was canceled.

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Police are investigating a possible sexual assault at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.

The probe was launched Monday, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. "For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations, no additional information will be released," LAPD spokesman Jason Lee said.

Police were reportedly called after an incident at Hefner's 'Midsummer Night's Dream' party on Saturday night when a woman hired to work as a sever had security remove her ex-boyfriend, whom sh had a restraining order against (how did this guy get in?) With all the chicks, nudity, playmates, pervy guys, and creepy hanger-ons that frequent the Mansion and the parties, a sexual assault claim isn't at all surprising. What is surprising is this is the first one I have ever heard about. I guess what happens in grotto really does stay in the grotto.

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