Alas we had high hopes for orange Amy who was evicted from the UK's Big Brother house tonight. What's amazing to us is she is still pretty orange coming out two weeks later! Amy's attempts to spice up the show have only earned her hatred from viewers. She was branded a "slut" by housemates for flashing and trying to bed Liam before being booted out with 58% of the vote! Still it's not all bad news for orange Amy - a tabliod fight for the rights to her 'story' and photo shoot of her in her undies is bound to follow.

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This is probably the first good thing I have heard all week, Dina and Michael Lohan are one-step closer to finalizing their divorce. Today they decided not to go to trial and hope to reach a settlement by next week. Finally!!! Once this is done will the two of you just shut your mouths and go away? Your daughter is in rehab for the third time, she has two pending DUI cases, two pending drug charges, videoed snorting cocaine, crashed her car, and become box office poison all within the last year. It's time the two of you stopped thinking of yourselves and start thinking of your family. The Lohan family is in shambles because the two of you were too busy blaming each other, turning a blind, enabling your daughter, partying with your daughter, or going to jail for your own dui and drug problems. I really hope, for Lindsay's sake, that the Lohans do the right thing and smarten up. Or at the very least let Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn adopt her. Picture by Brian Prahl

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While Lindsay Lohan is tucked away in rehab working on her inner demons and hiding from her train wreck parents, her former boyfirend Calum Best is still partying up a storm. Best who has admitted his own drug and alcohol problems is enjoying his summer in St. Tropez. How does this guy afford all this travel and partying? From what I hear, when his soccer playing legend of a father died, he only left him a watch.

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Rapper 50 Cent says he will hang up his microphone if Kanye West outsells him when their albums hit stores on September 11th.

"Let's raise the stakes," said the Queens-born rapper, whose given name is Curtis Jackson 3rd. "If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I'll no longer [perform] music. I'll write music and work with my other artists, but I won't put out any more solo albums."

Can I add something to this bet? If either of you are out sold by Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana at any time, you both have to walk away from making music. I am tired of these egomaniacs using my precious air to spout nonsense. So in between paying to tribute to the friends, families, and loved ones lost on 9/11, pick up their albums. It's a great way to pay tribute to their memories. UPDATE: Now with betting goodness. Head over to Bodog.com and place your bets on who you think will debut higher on the billboard 200 (last item).

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When you marry someone famous, it's best to make sure your past is squeaky clean, this goes double if the celebrity is British. The British Tabloids love to dig up dirt and The Mirror went to town on Melanie Browns new husband, music producer Stephan Belafonte, uncovering his violent past.

Belafonte was arrested for attacking terrified common-law wife Nicole in May 2003 in a drunken fury. Police called to her home, where they lived together, charged him battery and vandalising her phone. Court papers filed 24 hours later accuse Belafonte of "willfully and unlawfully" using violence against Nicole. Belafonte pleaded "no contest" to the battery charge - which the judge stated was the same as a guilty plea.

Wow, Mel B certainly knows how to pick 'em. Can't she find a 'normal' guy that does't obsess about feet, pick up tranny's, or assualt chicks?

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Congrats to Spice Girl Emma Bunton , who gave birth to a baby boy named Beau this morning. Weighing in at 7lbs, 15 oz, beau arrived at 11:12am.

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