Bridget Moynahan surprises me. I totally expected her to be pushover when Tom Brady walked into the hospital (I know, I know, i don't know why, I just did) but homegirl can hold a grudge and laid down some ground rules from the moment the baby popped out.

"Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time," says a West Coast spy. "Bridget would not see him herself." "[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again," says the snitch. "Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all."

Remember America's Funniest Home Videos? Remember those weekly submissions of "Object Hits Man In Groin," where a football, pool ball, or fist hilariously struck an unsuspecting man right in his junk? Yeah, that's what this is like.

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Courtney Love has thrown her two heroin balloons into the Owen Wilson suicide drama blaming British comedian Steve Coogan, who has a reputation as a partier, for Wilson's attempted suicide.

“Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t comment but I care too much about Owen. I went through this with Steve. I was just out of rehab and he was right there with the drugs.”

Now I'm not too familiar with all the legal mumbo jumbo but I'm pretty sure that's slander and I think the Alan Partridge star agrees.

“My thoughts are with my friend Owen at this difficult time, but I do want to set the record straight and say that the allegations published today are completely and utterly false.” His spokesman added: “These accusations are unfounded, unhelpful and hurtful to all concerned. We are taking legal advice.”

Coogan was slated to star in the Ben Stiller comedy alongside Owen Wilson which is currently filming in Hawaii but Wilson has since dropped out of the movie.

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"The Hills" got a whole lot more interesting for me yesterday when Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port hit the beach in Malibu in their Bikinis. The girls had a blast playing beach volleyball and catching a few waves on their boogie boards which of course was all caught on film for the show. Do you think that Heidi Montag is p*ssed off that she had to pay for her body when these three chicks look so hot without the help of plastic surgery? Lots more bikini goodness after the jump!

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Elle Macpherson met with fashion designer "Little Joe" Gail Elliot at Woolloomooloo Wharf in Sydney today. I wonder what divine creations they were scheming about. There's nothing like looking at pics of supermodels in the A.M. to really boost your self-esteem, huh? I'm just lucky that Elle is wearing that questionable leather skirt to make me feel a little bit better. More pics after the jump

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How sweet. Denise Richards took Lola and Sam out to do some shopping in Southern California yesterday along with her assistant and her nanny. The former Bond girl made her first stop at Bennison, a fabric store on Melrose, where she picked out some pillows for her home. After that, Denise lunched at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica, and finished up the day in Malibu's Cross Creek. It looks like someone's keeping busy. Perhaps that's how she stays so young-looking and milf-esque. More pics after the jump

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We caught Dustin Hoffman walking along Rodeo Drive yesterday. He was looking casual and gave us a smile before jumping in his car to get on with the day. Those sunglasses really suit him, and thank goodness he's wearing them during the day so he doesn't have to go on our list. More pics after the jump

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