"Honey, I'm just going to the shops now, you gonna be ok?"

"Yes dear, by the time you get back, I would have finished my sentence anyway... actually can you pick me up a Raspberry Iced Tea?'

"No problemo - see you in 83 minutes" This is a hypothetical scenario of Joel Madden running errands while Nicole Ritchie does time.

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Cheesy quaver raver, Tracey and super boring Kara Louise finally got booted out of the Big Brother house. In the penultimate week to the live final, Tracey got 38.4%, Kara {yawn} Louise got 30.8% and astoundingly the receding hairline soft toy loving weirdo, Jonty just missed out by getting 30.7% of the public vote! When asked by Davina who they wanted to win, Tracey said the twins to win and Kara Louise said Carole saying that "she's done so much for the House" Favourites to win the £100,000 prize money are the twins and "I'm a bit fick" Brian. More pics after the jump

Continue reading Tracey and Kara Louise 'ave it

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Where's Spiderman when you need him eh? Johnny Borrell's missus, Kirsten Dunst could have used the powers of her web slinging friend as her penthouse suite in the exclusive SoHo grand hotel was robbed. According to reports the two burglars stole a $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras and an iPod. Expect to see the items on an ebay site near you. I bagsy the handbag!

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Kelly Osbourne is looking thin but not as thin as her Chicago pictures. We spotted Kelly walking through SoHo, London.

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Our very own Team Beckham is still making headlines with their coverage of everything Beckham.

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The one and only Tony Danza is appearing in the Las Vegas production of "The Producers" at the Paris Hotel and Casino. Now I love Tony Danza as much as the next guy but we have a guy here Splash, lets call him Gavin, that absolutely LOVES Mr. Danza. Not only did he watch Danza's daytime show religiously (I hear he cried when it got canceled) but he sleeps with an autographed Tony Danza head shot on his night stand (scouts honor). I have feeling that "Gavin" will soon be boarding a flight to Vegas.

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