So Many Promises . . . Make A Lazy Eye

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Right, you know how Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, and how on Frasier, Nile's nose bleeds when he lies? Well I think that Paris' has a smiliar defect. I swear her lazy eye has gotten worse since she has come out of jail and made a star studded joke of herself on Larry King! Come on Paris, where's this new reformed lady you promised us? Where is all this help for female prisoners? The lies are building... Oh and this is Paris Hilton at BMP Magazine's Green Party in Hollywood trying to look as sweet as a cup cake!

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OMG, this shank name paris will never change, she is so self absorb, look at her pose, (its saying it's all about me) trust me, that bird like nose, that she has it gonna become much longer, cause she lies so much.

get lost Paris
that all
bye


Paris: did you know Dwight doesn't even recognize/acknowledge you went there anymore.

Where is Tinkerbell theses days?


put her back to jail.


"I Eats All Me Spinach" :D


Michael: Lmao!!!

:o)


Hopefully she will make an effort to be more green.


Fuck this ho!


LMFAO@Popeye reference This skanks is such a waste of flesh n bone.


just look at the tiny slit


She looks gorgeous.

They're lucky she even stopped at that lame party.

Later,
Tom


^^^ why are you even posting here?


hey when is she going to start doing all of this fabulous charity work and philanthropy shit? i could use a few grand right now. call me Paris. i'm poor and need to pay my rent soon. lol! seriously. i'm serious. otherwise i'm going to have to expose you as a fake philo dough. then who'll be rich? huh? that's right. me. either way i win. so put out for your friend Farouk. love ya. mean it.


oh and if anyone else wants to contribute to The Charitable Trust for Faroukahli, just send your tax deductible contribution via Paypal or certified cashiers check to Splash and they'll forward it to me. 'preciate it.


Actually, Paris IS doing charity work and the Hilton Foundation announced that they will match whatever money Paris spends on various charities.

You are judging Paris Hilton too harshly.
Are any of YOU involved in charitable work and giving contributions?


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