Am I the only person that vomited upon seeing Lohan's white butt cheeks squeezing out of a bikini, while being propped on two blue plastic buckets!?

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Lindsay Lohan was back to her 'Best' as she left rehab to celebrate her 21st birthday yesterday. The Hollywood starlet partied form 2pm on Monday afternoon until 2am on Tuesday morning with family and friends at a private beach front pad in Malibu, California. The star had originally planned a huge party with half of Hollywood at Las Vegas nightclub Pure, but the bash - which was to be sponsored by drinks company Svedka Vodka - was cancelled shortly after she checked into rehab. So champagne and Vodka was replaced with kayaks, beach volleyball and mineral water with just close family. Although Lindsay managed to maintain a booze-free bash, with just water and energy drinks in the garage, there was one habit she couldn’t drop - Calum Best! The drool for brains had been given the red card by the star after he was pictured in a compromising position, allegedly enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. But having jetting to Los Angeles to join Lindsay, has all been forgiven? The male-model was even introduced to Lindsay's mum and brothers and sisters. "Calum looked like he was the guest of honour" said a mole at the party "Everyone was shaking his hand and patting him on the back”. Lindsay was snapped wearing a black and white bikini as she posed for snaps with friends before playfully turning her camera on photographers gathered to catch a glimpse of the star. "She was in a great mood," said one snapper "When it got to early evening she ordered ten large pizzas for all of us to eat." Just before midnight Lohan's pal DJ AM arrived at the party and took to the turntables with the remaining crowd singing happy birthday to the star.

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I've done my research this morning ladies! Apparently (according to a worthy Google search) the most over looked muscle in a woman's workout is the calf muscle, and if you want sexy legs this is the one muscle to work! So, obviously Jessica did the same Google search as me, ha ha! Worryingly though, Miss Simpson's daily long stints at her private gym are making her legs way to manly! More pics after the jump

Continue reading Is Jessica Working Out Too Much?

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So, it looks like the UK's new smoking ban in pubs and bars doesn't apply to rock 'n' roll stars! Pete Doherty, looking as unkept as ever, played a secret gig at the Jazz After Dark bar in Soho, London, and ignored the new smoking ban as he waited inside for his car. (which no doubt will turn into a Bentley once he picks up his 6 figure cheque from Robert Cavalli. More pics after the jump

Continue reading Smoking Ban - My A**!

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Syrup Swimwear held a fashion show at the pool in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Since I am such a hardworking blogger and journalistic integrity is my middle name, I spent the last few minutes researching Syrup Swimwear and their site. Aside from the fact that their "About Us" page is just a link to their individual MySpace pages, I learned that if you don't look like the models on the runway, you're probably not going to fit in their suits, they only have three sizes, XS, S, and M. Update: I just looked at their sizing chart a little closer and noticed this. To fit into a size small bottom, your hips have to be between 35-39" but in their sizing disclaimer below they say

if your hips are 38" then do not order a small bottom. Order a medium. A small will fit, but unless you have very good skin and muscle tone, then those unsightly bulges will probably result.

Ladies am I missing something? If the size says it should fit hips from 35" to 39" then shouldn't that fit hips in the 38" and 39" range? I'm no math genius but aren't 38 and 39 in that 35-39 range? Are all women's clothes as messed up as this?

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It was just a few days ago that the wife of Criss angel, Joanne Sarantakos, accused Cameron Diaz of being a home wrecker, Diaz, actually her rep, is fighting back.

"When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006," Diaz's rep, Brad Cafarelli, tells PEOPLE in a statement. "Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship," he said.

I like how Diaz' rep had to throw in that she "only" went on four dates with this busker, street performer, carny, magician. Thats like you're doctor saying he found "only" a small amount cancer. 30 seconds with this guy and the stench of despair, sweat, and cabbage will mark you for life.

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