We spotted Nick Nolte shopping in a Safeway Supermarket in Hawaii shortly after his arrival. He's in town to film the Ben Stiller film 'Tropic Thunder.' Dude, I really hope you were trying to fly incognito or just prepared for your role.

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I must have been the only person on this planet not to have seen this year's American Idol, but for those who did; catch up with this year's contestants attending a press conference at the Bank Atlantic Center prior to opening night of their 2007 US concert tour. More pics after the jump

Continue reading American Idol press conference

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If my spies are anything to go by, ex prisoner #9818783 is ‘attemping' to launch herself as a singer. Before you all start sending me hate mail for imposing such bad news upon you on this fine day, I have pics to prove it and yes unfortunately for the world’s ears it does appear to be true. Paris Hilton was spotted by our moles leaving the Hollywood home of who we gather is her private singing tutor. The tutor was dressed in a maxi dress, flip flops and holding an empty cup which probably had some kind of concoction that ‘helps to soothe your voice’ in it was at Paris’ side later that day. I can only but speculate that Paris will reinvent herself as some kind of ballad crooning wannabe, think Tori Amos or like Amy Lee from Evanescence. Either way it’s not good for us! More to the point don't you think she should have reinvented herself as a the first white chick on Fiddy Cent's G-Unit label. After all she has done time now, so that makes her GHETTO! More pics after the jump

Continue reading Phase three: Reinvention

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Dead or Alive freakshow Pete Burns tied the knot with partner Michael Simpson at the Royal Society of the Arts in London. Is it just me or does anyone else find it a tad disturbing that Pete Burns, who quite frankly makes Michael Jackson look normal in the broader sense of the word, is dressed as a Geisha bride? I'm sure I'm not alone on this one.

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I cringed when I read that Madonna had racked up more than £2500 worth of parking tickets from Westminster Council just because her driver keeps parking on a single yellow whilst super Madge goes to Pilates. C'mon now Madge, according to Forbes you are worth a whopping £162 million so surely you can afford the £2 to park for the two hours. It's not like you're being targeted by the parking attendants who work in the proximity of Wymering Rd in Maida Vale, who for some unknown reason (despite the fact that I paid £80 just to park outside my house) keep targeting my car and giving me an unlimited supply of parking tickets like I'm rich!Arrgghh! Anyway Madge I'm sorry to say but as much as I HATE Westminster Coucil, I have to say that you deserved it! More pics after the jump

Continue reading Damn Westminster freaking Council!

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American Idol fourth place finisher (or third loser depending on how you look at it) Chris Daughtry is the top album seller of the year so far, selling 1.7 million albums in the first 6 months of the year. How's that taste Taylor Hicks fans? Commence flame war.

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