1:36 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Nicole Richie's DUI trial is supposed to start tomorrow but Nicole had hopes of postponing the trial until August 5th as her expert witness, Dr. Terence McGee, is not available to testify until then (what the hell does she need an "expert witness" for? Is he going to show through a radically liberal use of physics that Nicole was actually driving on the correct side of the road?).
Commissioner Steven Lubell, who is overseeing her case, isn't buying that excuse either and has denied her lawyers motion for a continuance. This usually wouldn't be that big of a deal but Richie is currently in Calgary, Canada right now, having flown out of LAX last night to tour with her boyfriend/fiance/baby daddy Joel Madden and his band Good Charlotte.
Didn't she learn anything from watching Paris Hilton go through this? What part of lay low don't these people understand? How awesome will it be if Nicole doesn't make it back to Los Angeles in time for her 8:30AM court appearance tomorrow?
Pictures by Jackson Lee
12:30 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Have you ever been to a wedding that was almost ruined by some douche bag that thought open bar meant "all you can drink" and proceeded to hit on the mother of the bride, the bride, every bridesmaid, your grandmother in a wheel chair with an oxygen mask and then proceeded to get loud and pull the "Oh, I'm the asshole" schtick when other guests tried to calm him down only for it to end in a scuffle on a vomit covered bathroom floor? I've been to one and no, I was not that douche bag even though I have had my own wedding missteps (trying to feed tequila shots to an old friend who unbeknownst to me is recovered alcoholic is one of them).
If not, at least, according to Page Six, the oil baron Davis family can identify with me when, at the wedding of their eldest son Alexander, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis argued with his father, almost derailing the reception.
Sources told us Brandon was "acting belligerent" and "knocking over chairs and flower arrangements" at the Mantage Resort in Laguna Beach. One witness said, "Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception."
So next time you read about some wedding meltdown in your local paper or see it on some Fox reality show and you say to yourself "what kind of person does that?" Now you know.
Picture by Octavio Vera Jr.
12:09 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Britney Spears should seriously start researching hair replacement surgeries, hair regrowth formulas, and possibly even that "GLH-9 Hair in a Can Spray" that Ron Popeil peddled in television infomercials that was dangerously flammable and stained everything your head came in contact with because her extensions are killing her hair. If she keeps this up, she will be completely bald by the time she's 40 (that is, IF she lives to 40).
And while we're at it, why does Britney need to use public toilets all the time? Didn't her parents teach her the "go before you go" routine of hitting the bathroom before going anywhere? Or did they have to pull over in the bayou so Britney could relieve herself every time the family piled into the back of their pickup truck to get a big plate of crawdads? Does she need some
FLOWMAX?
And one more thing, what kind of bodyguard wears flip-flops on the job? I think that proves there is more to their relationship than they are letting on.
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11:48 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
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9:34 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Paris Hilton's transformation from heirhead to role model after her release from prison may be even more short lived than previously thought. Today's
Page Six reports that Paris might be back to passing the dutchie on the left hand side.
Although she told Larry King she'd never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy's the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. "She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face," one clubgoer told us.
Are we surprised by this? She's spent her entire life doing what she wants, when she wants and a little stint in the pen isn't going to change that. She is still the same selfish, self-entitled, spoiled brat only now we have her on record as a liar.
It's only a matter of time till she's busted again.
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6:27 Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Shopping addict Victoria Beckham has claimed, "I'm just a really normal girl". She made the revelation as she began her U.S publicity blitz to promote her new reality TV show. Posh Spice added that herself and David buy each other normal gifts and that does not include a $1.8m diamond-encrusted vibrator. She laughed off these reports in Sunday's Los Angeles Times:
"We've worked very, very hard to get to where we have, and I think that we do buy each other nice things, but it's never as extravagant as people make out. I think they obviously exaggerate things, so I don't have a diamond-encrusted vibrator. I don't even have a fake diamond-encrusted vibrator. People can have preconceptions because of the photographs that they see of me, because of some of the stories they read about me as well, and a lot of the time it couldn't be further from the truth."
The Beckhams are poised to make their much-hyped move to California where David will play for the Los Angeles Galaxy. Victoria's own TV show is set to hit U.S screens next week to coincide with the hotly anticipated move.
