4:52 Monday, July 30, 2007
Alright all you ladies out there, put on your best pair of fishnets, black eye-liner, clear heels, and school girl skirt because guess what???
Kevin "The Sperminator" Federline is officially single! If you've got a few extra Benjamins burning a hole through your bra and love the taste of cold medicine mixed with vodka you just might be the next lucky girl to spend the night with K-Fed!
And with Federline's inability to "wrap it up" you too could get a cut of the reported $15,000 a month in child support and $20,000 a month in spousal support he is rumored to be receiving from now ex-wife Britney Spears.
So forget lotto, mega millions, and robbing banks, your ticket to another tax bracket is just a boozy Vegas hotel hookup away.
4:49 Monday, July 30, 2007
4:48 Monday, July 30, 2007
The celebrity death machine seems to picking up speed lately with former 49er's coach Bill Walsh, TV Host Tom Snyder, French actor Michel Serrault, and legendary filmmaker Ingmar Bergman (surprisingly not Lindsay Lohan), all passing either today or yesterday.
So I thought I would highlight someone who I presumed to be dead on the simple fact that she's been M.I.A for some time now, Elizabeth Berkley. A relaxing pap spotted the former "Saved By The Bell" and "Showgirls" star at a Los Angeles area hotel pool.
So there you go, Elizabeth Berkley, not dead.
2:58 Monday, July 30, 2007
Comedian Steve Martin pulled a fast one this weekend, inviting friends and family to his house for a party only to surprise them by marrying long-time girlfriend Anne Stringfield. The wedding surprised the 75 guests in attendance, which included Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Carl Reiner and magician Ricky Jay, all of who had simply been told they were invited to the Martin home for a 'party,' according to Martin's publicist and friend Alan Nierob. Martin also reportedly is back to sporting his Inspector Clouseau mustache.
#1: Is this really pulling a fast one on the media if none of us really care?
#2: If Peter Sellers already "rolled over" in his grave because of Martins putrid portrayal of Inspect Clouseau in the 2006 version of "The Pink Panther," what's next for Sellers now that Martin is set to film a sequel? Are they going to dig up his body and go all "Weekend At Bernie's" with it, making him appear in the background shots or fall off a building in the next Pink Panther?
2:31 Monday, July 30, 2007
Dita Von Teese performed as a part of the Voom Zoo Show, held at The Watermill Center in South Hampton, NY. It was the centers' 14th annual summer benefit and art auction that included a wide variety of traditional art pieces and an even wider array of non-traditional art pieces.
So why am I showing you nearly naked pictures of Dita (other than to get shameless T&A traffic) since we have all seen her naked or in some state of undress a million times? To give you some context to the pictures that follow after the jump and give you something to cleanse your damaged eyes with after.
Many of the pieces were "performance art," which should be setting off alarms in your head right now, but one such art piece was a naked woman, who painted herself red, sitting blindfolded on chair, pouring milk over her body for nearly 3 hours.
If that doesn't paint a good enough mental picture for you; after the jump, the very NSFW live performance pictures.
Click HERE if you dare
Continue reading Dita Von Teese Strips Off Once Again
2:12 Monday, July 30, 2007
I am usually incredibly mean to Kirsten Dunst. Some of it might be considered undeserved but most of it she earned for her often raggedy appearances on the red carpet and terrible fashion sense. While I'm not going to use such adjectives as "fantastic," "amazing," or even "good," (that would be blasphemous) to describe her appearance when we spotted her shopping at the Saint Germaine store in Paris she does look better than her usual self.
More pics after the jump!
Continue reading News Flash: Kirsten Dunst Doesn't Look Like Cr*p
