Right, you know how Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, and how on Frasier, Nile's nose bleeds when he lies? Well I think that Paris' has a smiliar defect. I swear her lazy eye has gotten worse since she has come out of jail and made a star studded joke of herself on Larry King! Come on Paris, where's this new reformed lady you promised us? Where is all this help for female prisoners? The lies are building... Oh and this is Paris Hilton at BMP Magazine's Green Party in Hollywood trying to look as sweet as a cup cake!

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Lindsay Lohan may be wearing an alcohol-monitoring device but her latest bout of late-night partying has reportedly cost her a movie. The troubled starlet was supposed to begin filming 'Poor Things' with Shirley MacLaine now she is out of rehab. But financiers have canned the movie after Lohan went out partying with pals in Las Vegas, according to U.S reports. The movie's insurers were allegedly put off by Lohan, even though she is wearing the monitoring device around her ankle and takes daily drug tests. News that the movie was being pulled was broken to corporate partners by set designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb, according to the New York Post. "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film. Apparently Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and al the funding has been pulled. I look forward o working together in the future and trust out next project will not be as fraught with difficulty." Producers of the movie and a representative for Lohan refused to comment. But a Lohan pal has refuted the claims the star was to blame. "She had nothing to do with that movie shutting down. It was a mess to begin with...financing fell through because producers spent money like water. Lindsay was being paid nothing for that role. "Lindsay is proving to everyone that she is - and will remain - sober by voluntarily wearing the ankle bracelet and taking drug tests. This is not about her work. It's about her being able to live her life and go out with her friends without people writing nasty items about her."

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A rushed Britney flashed some serious thigh in a short silk dress, as she was practically dragged from her car into a warehouse in Downtown Los Angeles, to avoid the ever present media attention. What's more tragic, is that Britney was spending most of her afternoon filming a music video - and all I can think is "WHAT! WITH THAT HAIR!". Still lets wait and see the outcome before we start to judge! As we all know when the efforts put in, good old Brit scrubs up quite well!

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What does Ashton Kutcher actually do these days? Apart from act as a buffer zone between Demi and Bruce. Still he looked happy enough as he was spotted leaving the trendy Mr. Chows, in Beverly Hills, with a friend. He spent over an hour in the restaurant for lunch before waiting for his car and driving off to a nearby studio! (studio? So he is up to something after all?)

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As my eyes casted over this set of pictures of Kimberley Stewart, I had to read the photographers caption twice. This is how it read: "Socialite Kimberly Stewart filming scenes for her upcoming reality TV series. After being pampered at a nail salon in Beverly Hills she made a quick visit to a doctor's office next door to check out an ear infection" WTF? Is this all they could drag together for her show, some toe nail clippings and an ear infection? Jesus my bus ride to work makes better viewing!

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Next stop for the gorgeous Jessica Alba is Berlin, as she moves around Europe to promote her new movie Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. In the middle of the night (11.15pm) Jessica arrived looking very happy and full of energy (considering the time) at the Hotel de Rome in Berlin, Germany.

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