It's at times like these when all hell is breaking loose in Celebrity world, the people you expect to be train wrecks actually seem pretty normal. So when I read that Katie Price (aka Jordan) and her pop star husband Peter Andre have named their newborn daughter Princess Tiaamii, I didn't even bat an eyelid. Peter dreamt up the middle name by combining his mother's name, Thea, with Jordan's mother, Amy. "I just woke up one morning and thought, I know! We'll just put them together!. If people don't like it, that's up to them." He told OK magazine in the UK. Katie admitted she had considered the name Tinkerbell but rejected it because so many celebrities have called their dogs that. Lucky escape there Princess - you'd be getting Disney themed crap for your birthday forever.

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Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant did something that Lohan isn't used to, she'd had enough and said "no." Hours before Lohan's drunk driving arrest, a fed up Jenni Muro, quit on Lohan and called her mom to pick her up. An intoxicated Lohan hopped in her car, chasing the Muro's, who called the police, leading to Lohan's arrest. Drugs? Alcohol? Car chases? Is John Woo directing Lindsay's life? Lohan has reportedly checked into another rehab center, that has yet to be named, but I don't think it's Promises in Malibu or The Wonderland Clinic, her two previous rehab vacation spots. Update 1: Is the Betty Ford Clinic in Palm Springs Lohan's newest rehab destination? It's 115 miles east of Los Angeles making it an ideal location to escape the prying eyes of the paparazzi and keep her friends, hanger-ons, and enablers at bay. But what about those outlet malls? Update 2: It turns out that it was not Lohan personal assistant Jenni Muro who was involved in the DUI car chase last night but another yet to be named personal assistant. You'd think with two PA's, they would be able to wrangle Lindsay.

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Nice to see that Adrianne Curry classed it up on the red carpet for the Nicole Brown Foundation Luau at the Playboy Mansion. Nothing says "stop domestic violence" like objectifying women! More pics after the jump!

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Drew Carey announced on the Late Show with David Letterman that has landed hosting duties of the game show "The Price Is Right," taking over for long time host and legend Bob Barker.

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Kim Kardashian partied at the HER Luau hosted by Denise Richards and held at the Playboy Mansion last night. The luau was a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation for domestic violence. Yes that Nicole Brown. The woman that OJ Simpson is suspected of killing, who he kind of admitted to killing in his book "If I Did It," and defended by the one and only Robert Kardashian, father of Kim Kardashian. Does anyone else find this strange? Kim has also supposedly shot a pictorial for Playboy magazine, which, is the obvious step after releasing your own porn video. Presumably the spread will be less raunchy than her video. Are all you Kim Superstar fans going to pick this issue up or have you already "seen" it all? More pics after the jump!

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How many families (besides the Carter's) can swap mugshots during the holidays and share drunk driving stories while sipping some eggnog (non-alcoholic or course)? Lindsay's father Michael has a few dui's under his belt, was just released from prison for securities fraud and is embroiled in a nasty custody battle with his estranged wife Dina, Lindsay's mom, but speaking with TMZ, says he is willing to put everything aside for the benefit of Lindsay.

“Obviously it’s a call for help. I mean come on things happen for a reason. And, I really feel that sometimes we have to be brought to our knees. And, I just think Lindsay needs both of her parents there by her side now as do all my children. But, right now Lindsay’s the one in jeopardy and I just want this resolved. I want everything taken out of court. Dina and I have to put our differences aside and just be there for our kids.”

Isn't that sweet? There is nothing like discussing your daughters addiction, your family life, custody and court problems, all the private things, publicly with the media. I bet Lindsay, Dina, and the rest of the family love that.

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