To the delight of millions of men around the world, Jessica Alba has dumped her long-time boyfriend, 28-year-old music producer Cash Warren according to UsMagazine.com.

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore." Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Ouch! Not only did she dump him over the phone while she's in another country but she's having an assistant kick him to curb to rub it in. Don't take it to hard though Cash, I mean, you got to bang one of the hottest chicks on the planet for over two years, it's about time someone else got a turn. You dig? Enjoy being a pop culture footnote for the rest of your life.

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It's a vote in kids.. who is the most likely to come out of the recent train wreck that is their life and actually salvage some kind of a career out of this (be it penning a biography about all the 'troubles' and appearing at book signings in Wal-Mart)?

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Thanks to todays Page Six we get the grand total for all the clothes Britney Spears ruined and walked off with after the now notorious OK! Weekly photo shoot in which Britney was allegedly so out of it and difficult to work with that the magazine cancelled the shoot. So what does it cost to have Britney show up 45-minutes late with her entourage, dog, and roll around like a pig in a sty in designer clothes for an afternoon? $21,267. The breakdown is below.

*Wiped her greasy hands on a $274 dress *Picked up dog poop with a $6,700 Zac Posen gown And allegedly walked off with: *$12,861 worth of jewelry *A $974 Vera Wang Dress *A $380 Lanvin heels *And a $281 Pucci Scarf

So if you're looking to have a bachelor party with a washed up pop star as the main attraction (or a brithday party for your 4-year-old and you can't get Batman or a clown) and you happen to have $20K laying around collecting dust, give a call over to Britney Spears. I bet if you threw in Jell-O wrestling and an all-you-can-eat soul food buffet (extra marshmallows on the sweet potato pie) you could get Britney to flounder around in your house or Vegas hotel room for under $12,000.

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In the wake of Britney Spears' meltdown during her OK! Weekly photo shoot, it looks like things are going to get worse in her ongoing divorce trial and custody battle.Britney was already at odds with estranged husband Kevin Federline, then came the recent slap fest with her mom, the magazine shoot, the run-in with the paparazzo, and now her cousin and former personal assistant, Allie Sims, has, according to OK! Weekly, teamed up with Kevin Federline to help strip Britney of custody.

After Alli stopped working for Britney, she and Lynne reached out to Kevin and gave detailed information about her ongoing erratic behavior. A longtime Britney pal says, "Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn't believe she had gotten so out of control."

K-Fed can't believe she's gotten this out of control? Are you kidding me? I think Osama Bin Laden, who's holed up in a cave in the mountains of Afghanistan, knows Britney's out of control. As for Allie turning on Britney? Britney has been cutting family and close friends out of her life for some time now and it was only time before she did the same to Allie. I bet Allie told her not to have that 7th helping of fried chicken with a side of pulled pork and Britney freaked out. Video by Brad Blanks

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Michael was great enough to stop in NYC to chat exclusively to Splash about how he feels he is to blame for Lindsay's actions. We'll let the video do the rest of the talking...but remember we want to hear your views!

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Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Lindsay Lohan's dad has laid the blame for his daughter's wild behavior on her friends - and himself!! The troubled starlet's estranged dad Michael Lohan, who also served time in prison for driving under the influence, said he feels responsible for what his daughter is going through.

"Everyone around Lindsay, especially her parents, have a direct bearing on her life and I made some really stupid choices in my life. I made some mistakes and I can definitely identify with what she's going through."

Michael Lohan says patching things up between him and his daughter would help her keep straight.

"I've tried to reach out but people continue to build walls rather than break them down and it just adds to the pain that Lindsay is going through."

"The people around Lindsay are there for the wrong reasons. They enable her and turn a blind eye - they are there for a paycheck."

Lohan believes he had a premonition of his daughter's arrest.

"I tried to call her last night (Mon)," he said. "For some reason I just felt that I needed to call her. I called her assistant Jenni Muro three or four times between 6 and 12o'clock and Jenni said she was dancing, learning the tango for her next movie and that she would call me when she got out. The next thing I heard was the news this morning."

"Last time I had personal contact was a month and a half ago - three days before she went into rehab originally. She called me and said, 'Daddy I love you. I don't know why this is going on and why things are as they are right now. There were a lot of personal things that were said that I don't want to go in to."

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