Angelina Jolie has has dropped her bid to stop a perfume manufacture from releasing a scent named after her daughter Shiloh. Jolie had battled to block its trademark and force it to go under a different name but after five months has stopped her legal challenge (way to set an example for your kids, Jolie) and bottles of "Shiloh" are set to hit the shelves of New York stores. If your curious what "Shiloh" smells like, according to the perfume creator Symine Salimpour, it smells like "freedom." I hope her idea of what freedom smells like is different than mine otherwise there's going to be a whole bunch of people walking around smelling like hot dogs that just got a lap dance.

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As if Dina Lohan doesn't have enough problems with her self-destructive daughter Lindsay and battling her ex-husband Michael in court, she's taking on Donald Trump in a war of words. Dina is angry after Trump quipped that the best advice he could give Lindsay was to "get a new set of parents," a fantastically astute observation if I may say so myself. But Dina has lashed back at The Donald saying "Shame on you" for his ownership of Trump brand vodka even though his own brother died of alcoholism. You know what Dina? The Donald, as much as I'm not a fan of his, is right, Lindsay needs new parents. She didn't end up in this mess of problems all on her own, you were supposedly keeping an eye on her right? And next time you want to attack someone for their ownership of a vodka or spirit company, you're own daughter was scheduled to have a party sponsored by Svedka, who make vodka. Remember that? Open your eyes Dina, you and your ex-husband are responsible for Lindsay's behavior. Until you come to terms with that, Lindsay will never get the help she needs.

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Last night I found the single greatest achievement in advertising history. Heidi Klum. Marissa Miller. Together. In Their Underwear. The ad executive who got the ball rolling on this Victoria's Secret commercial deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor and a get out of jail free card. I would have grabbed the commercial and put it on YouTube if I knew how to do that (or I wasn't 9 PBR's deep). Praise Jeebus for TiVo.

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E! Entertainment finally went all "Old Yeller" on 'The Simple Life,' the Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie fish out of water vehicle that ran out of steam three years ago (seriously, what took E! so long?) thanking the girls for their "hard work and graciousness," two words I never thought I'd see associated with either celebutante. While E! is saying the show had ran its' course, insiders are saying the show was canceled because of Richie and Hilton's mounting legal problems and overexposure. Ya think? Is today "Obvious Day?"

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Singer Usher insists that he is still in love with Tameka Foster and the wedding is still on. The star says it is only a matter of time before they finally make it down the aisle "as of right now we don't have a date but we will let you know when we do," he said. A friend added: "There will be a second wedding ceremony. This is just a postponement. They are very much in love." A source said the day before the planned wedding, the four-months pregnant Foster was admitted to St. Vincent's hospital in New York City after suffering cramping. She was later said to have gone to hospital the day after the wedding, this time in Atlanta, Georgia. The source said that "she learned it was just uneasiness brought on by the stress of the wedding" at which Usher decided to postpone the ceremony. "Everbody's fine. Tameka and the baby are fine," Usher said.

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It what could go down as the most shocking revelation since Lance Bass came out of the closet, Star Jones has come clean about her dramatic weight loss in the September issue of Glamour, admitting that she lost over 160 lbs with the help of gastric bypass surgery and not diet and exercise like she previously claimed.

Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing — talk about dumb!), so of course everyone wanted to know what I had done. I was also terrified someone would have a tragic result after emulating me without making an informed decision with her doctor. But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me,” she continues. “I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure.”

In other news: diamonds are expensive, the United States is no longer under British rule, and smoking causes cancer.

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