Who hasn't had sex with Paris Hilton?
12:14 Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?†Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.†Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!â€It must be a really slow news week if we're reporting on who Paris Hilton has shagged. It would be better investigative journalism to report on those guys who haven't given in to the easy score. And why the hell is Ozzy "proud" of this achievement? Bagging Paris sounds like participating in the Special Olympics, even if you come in last you still get a ribbon.
Chris said:
"even if you come in last you still get a ribbon"
Ya need it to pull yourself out of that wiiiide nasty cave.
I'd drill it but I would triple wrap it!
Another cave with donkey rides to the bottom!! LOL! :D
lol Oogie...ah spit out mah Pepsi
WHERE IS THE DONKEY...I'M READY TO RIDE!
Tom Sizemore was "there". lol
why brag about a whore you couldn't stisfy?
To hell with satisfying her.......she's a little trampy ass slut...I'd just like my piece of the PIE.
Like father like son...party like a ROCK STAR!
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everyone is a winner in the herpes olympics when they fuck paris hilton...herpes for everyone!
can we get a list of everybody she has banged?
can we get a list of who she has given it up to? was this thin or fat jack
A whole new meaning to "The Clapper!" :D
LOL funnny guys