Phase two: I’m gonna wash that jail right outta my hair, Laa di dah!


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Ex con Paris Hilton was seen coming to grips with her newly found freedom on a beach in Hawaii. Hmmm…is this common behaviour for an ex convict who has been released from jail in less than a week? Isn’t there some sort of curfew she should be adhering to? Like not to leave the state for a specified period of time or report to her probation officer? I therefore find Paris Hilton in violation of her release and request she get sent back to jail. All in favour say I… On a separate issue check out Paris’ poses it seems she has picked up some unsavoury habits from jail. More pics after the jump

17 Comments

WTF?
Did that airline food give her gas??
LMFAO :)


Can we erase paris from the first picture :)

The camera that took this picture captured all the colors,depth of the wave.

That must of been some camera.


That's hot.

Later,
Tom


Good eye B! She looks photoshopped in; should be EZ to photoshop her OUT! ;)

(It actually looks the picture of her prancing down the walkway in Hawaii)*

* Something may be rotten in Mauiland...(pause, sniff)...nah, that's just her gas :D


Really, don't you think that the Hair Ass should just continue being herself? Otherwise, it would be a frightening thought that she'd be just like you and I.

If your name is your brand, the brand won't be worth shit if she gets married and has kids. lol


"the brand won’t be worth shit..." LOL!

Yup, and neither will the kids! ;)


...actually, that's :( for them when I think about it.


I think its very sad how so many of you are ignorant towards her. She is a human being like us all. Let her live her life!


Sheri, I'm letting her live her life but she's the one that chose to be famous for being famous so I'm just giving her, her due.

If anyone is ignorant, it's her. In fact, they'll be changing the definition in the dictionary soon.

Ig nor ant: Hair Ass Hilton


damn that is some beautiful water


She only has feelings for herself. A true sociopath. What you see is what you get with her. Superficial,shallow and self centered.


she looks good with a little weight on her.
rrright?


No shit!!! some people get out of jail and dont even have a place to go!
it must be nice to be rich*


is she airing her cooch out in that one pix? wtf?


HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Comment 15!!!


Wow, what beautiful water and colors.
Wonder what type of camera was used?
Paris you still cant stop posing. Shouldnt you be at your house reading your Bible? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I know why she is opening her legs.. she is letting the fish in. HAHAHHAH


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