Paris Hilton's post-jail life has been surprisingly uneventful. Spending time with her family, getting her hair and makeup "did" is rather normal for the girl but considering the amount of bad press she received while in the joint and how her lifestyle was scrutinized, it's understandable. I, on the other hand, would have done things slightly different. Upon my release from jail at 12:01 AM, I would have been slamming beers at The Goose (NSFW) at approximately 12:13 AM using the "I just got out of jail" sympathy card for multiple discounted lap dances. Followed by no less than 4 Sourdough Jacks and a box of egg rolls from Jack In The Box. Maybe some tacos too. What about you guys and gals? What would your post adventure be like?