I used to think it was hilarious when reality television show contestants tried to make the jump from eating bugs, starving on an island, or postponing college/reality by getting drunk every night in a big house to full fledged bona fide actor only to fail miserably because they will always be known as the person that passed out naked after a run-in with a tranny stripper. But now, with the reality that reality television is not exactly reality we have a bigger more serious problem on our hands. Fake reality show contestants like Lauren Conrad are taking work from real actors and they're succeeding! All those guys and gals waiting tables in Hollywood are still going to be waiting tables because some schmuck that is such a terrible actor, so terrible that you believe that they can't really be acting is taking their role! They are taking gift bags out of the hards of hard working actors! How soon till one of these fake stars gets a fake DUI forever spoiling the street value of driving drunk to get your name in the news? This has got to stop and I have a plan to stop it. I propose we build a wall between "real" Hollywood and "fake scripted" Hollywood to stem the wave of fake Hollywood immigrants. We could work out a guest worker plan were they could train as craft services people, a gaffer or even a best boy to keep family's together and make the transition back into the general population less painful. Or we could just go door to door and shoot them, starting with Mark Burnett and the Bunim/Murray crew. What do you guys think, are you with me? Or am I losing it? More pics after the jump!