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Jessica Simpson waved to the waiting paparazzi after a three hour workout at a private gym in West Hollywood today. I know poor Jess has been accused of looking a bit porky recently since her breakup with John Mayer but three hours?! Judging by the size of that LV bag she is carrying, she could have saved herself some time and energy by just lugging that thing around a mall for a few hours. Seriously what has she got in there - the skeleton of Mary Poppins? Pictures by Cliff and Malia Sobel

17 Comments

By faroukahli on June 25, 2007 6:10 PM

this is less porky in your opinion, splash? look at the fucking sweats on the cow. you don't wear something that oversized to hide nothing! her thighs scream 'thunder'. mmmmooooooooooooooooo! what a bovine.

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By Rehab4 BrAnge'loonies on June 25, 2007 6:30 PM

yawn ~

I still think it's Joe Simpson in drag !

By Miss Tia on June 25, 2007 6:44 PM

yeah, let's have an expose on what these women haul in those huge honkin' bags...

By Slap-a-Paris on June 25, 2007 7:07 PM

Thoroughbred horse face...

By lj on June 25, 2007 7:14 PM

She looks almost inflated! That is an awful outfit and why does she always have those humongous bags in front of her stomach? Such a fake.

By Michael on June 25, 2007 8:04 PM

I still think that big nose comes attached to the sunglasses she bought at a gag shop (like Kendrake's Magic in Lomita) LOL! :D

NOTE: I'd like to thank Cousin Oogie for sitting in for me while I was on vacation ;)

By B :) on June 25, 2007 8:05 PM

I knew you were OOgie :)

By Blue on June 25, 2007 8:31 PM

Has she had her lips puffed lately?

By Baby Lover on June 25, 2007 8:39 PM

Michael, this is REALLY weird, but i kind of missed you when you were away.

By Michael on June 25, 2007 10:14 PM

(blush) Thanks! ;)

By Baby Lover on June 26, 2007 1:11 AM

another compliment to you, i think you are the most interesting poster. i normally read your comments first. did i make you blush again?

By someone on June 26, 2007 4:28 AM

I saw a pic of her the other day, and she looked great, whatever shes doing is working..

By Michael on June 26, 2007 4:29 AM

(even more than before!) ;)

By jesse on June 26, 2007 10:00 PM

Looks less porky but just as stupid.

By Cynthia on June 27, 2007 12:37 PM

She is SO OVER! She didn't know the words to Dolly Parton's song 9to5 on Thursday night, the night her ugly sister was host of the chewing gum party. She made an ass of herself at the White House by doing the same bullshit! She drops 20 pounds, then she tells people in Us Weekly how she did it, like people want to go on her crappy diet. She goes to Cannes to promote 'Major movie star' and the movie hasn't even started production yet? I'd rather hear stories about Tara Conner, any other actress, actor,or singer. Why don't she take her ugly bumpy nose retarded ass back to Texas already because as long as she looks like shit, all of her movies will flop!

By lj on July 8, 2007 2:03 PM

Look at what she's wearing! Can you say tacky and unflattering? She's so shallow and fake. Like Cynthia
said why keep taking her photo, everything she does is a flop. This next movie is going to be laughable (in the wrong way) just like the others .So what, she lost some weight. Some people think she had liposuction
because you can't loose that much weight that fast.

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