We spotted Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart filming a reality TV show in Venice, CA yesterday, which is produced by the Bunim/Murray crew, the same people that brought you Real World, Road Rules, The Inferno and The Bad Girls Club. Only they and maybe God know why they would be creating a reality show around these two oxygen thieves. The only thing going for Kimberly Stewart is she's the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart and fell of a motorcycle on the red carpet. As for Kelly, didn't we get enough of her during the four seasons of "The Osbournes" and her failed album? More pics after the jump!

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Avril Lavigne is so cool and so original that while leaving the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood she flipped off our photographer while hopping in her limo! She is so bad ass! More pics after the jump!

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Hey kids, do you know what a pair of JUCO Transfers (that's breast implants to you non-sports people) and a nose job will get you? Besides lots of attention from drunk douche bags and gropey grandpas, they can get you in Playboy!And that just might happen for former Laguna Beacher Heidi Montag and her new "hills" if we can believe her fiance Spencer Pratt:

“Playboy is interest[ed] in shooting Heidi’s new body,” [Heidi’s boyfriend] Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”

Playboy doesn't deny offering a spread to Heidi but claims the monetary figure is no where near a million. Who knew Playboy had such low standards?* Yes, I understand the irony of a porn mag having standards More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Playboy to get some new "Hills?"

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I think the rehabbed former Desperate Housewives star's shirt says suits him perfectly

Picture by Rodrigo Marques

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An onlooker was caught uttering these ridiculous words after seeing Paris today: "It's not the kind of reading you would expect Paris to turn to, but I guess it shows just how hard she is taking all of this - and how much she feels like she needs help to get through it." ER, HELLO? Firstly who actually thinks Paris didn't plan to leave her home with conveniently placed books, not to mention with all the titles facing out. And secondly this is the most obvious 'I must mend my broken image' behaviour I have ever seen, and I'm shocked that anybody is actually swallowing it. The choice of heavy titles she has been seen with is pure over the top comedy. One is called Spiritual Warrior and offers "practical tips for countering negative habits and destructive relationships, and living more successfully each day". So is that Nicole Richie out the window? Her other book of choice 'Count Your Blessings: The healing power of Gratitude and Love' says "Are you really living or barely breathing? Do you feel sick, run-down, anxious, or low?" Well if she isn't now, she will once she hits the slammer! Ha Ha!

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