I used to think it was hilarious when reality television show contestants tried to make the jump from eating bugs, starving on an island, or postponing college/reality by getting drunk every night in a big house to full fledged bona fide actor only to fail miserably because they will always be known as the person that passed out naked after a run-in with a tranny stripper. But now, with the reality that reality television is not exactly reality we have a bigger more serious problem on our hands. Fake reality show contestants like Lauren Conrad are taking work from real actors and they're succeeding! All those guys and gals waiting tables in Hollywood are still going to be waiting tables because some schmuck that is such a terrible actor, so terrible that you believe that they can't really be acting is taking their role! They are taking gift bags out of the hards of hard working actors! How soon till one of these fake stars gets a fake DUI forever spoiling the street value of driving drunk to get your name in the news? This has got to stop and I have a plan to stop it. I propose we build a wall between "real" Hollywood and "fake scripted" Hollywood to stem the wave of fake Hollywood immigrants. We could work out a guest worker plan were they could train as craft services people, a gaffer or even a best boy to keep family's together and make the transition back into the general population less painful. Or we could just go door to door and shoot them, starting with Mark Burnett and the Bunim/Murray crew. What do you guys think, are you with me? Or am I losing it? More pics after the jump!

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WTF is Victoria Beckham wearing? It looks like she pulled that dress out of the Miami Vice costume exhibit at the Hollywood Entertainment Museum off of Hollywood and Highland. I swear I saw Dead Cuban Cokewhore #39 wear that in an episode. I bet a bunch of designers, who are tired of Posh Spice getting all the credit for having such great taste and being so stylish when in fact, she just wears what all these designers give her and they should be getting all the praise for trying hide those robo-breasts and body punk'd her by saying this would be a "daring ensemble." What do you guys think? More pics after the jump!

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I mentioned once, that I thought Mandy Moore was cute, just once and my girlfriend has never let me forget it. Seriously, wtf is up with asking me if a chick is hot, when we both know that she is, but when I say she's hot, I get sh*t about it? Why the hell do you women do this? So, I'm going to say it again, I think Mandy Moore looks hot, really f*ing hot even if she's looking a little "healthier." And before you people go all Jordin Sparks obesity crazy on me, I said she's hot and she looks healthy, I did not call her "obese" or tell her stick her finger down her throat. More pics after the jump!

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I'm a big fan of Jessica Biels body of work. Actually just her body. If she were to spend the rest of her days posing for the black and white lingerie ads in newspapers (cheap thrills) instead of making movies, I would be a happy man. Not surprisingly she followed my directions to show some skin and wear black but disappointed me by not fulfilling my hot chick wrestling fantasy where she lays the smack down on Cameron Diaz. More pics after the jump!

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Jessica Alba may not be wearing black but I think she looks hot in her red dress anyway. Even if it isn't as revealing as I would like. More pics after the jump!

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Heidi Montag showed off her new 'hills' last night with her fiance Spencer, who is especially proud of them. Last week Spencer spouted off that Playboy is clamoring to get her in their mag, which I find completely laughable. Her new boobs are awful, did she go to the same surgeon as Victoria Beckham? Pictures by Fernando Allende

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