Paris Hilton has released a statement concerning her early release from prison where she thanked the staff for her treatment.

"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally," "I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. "I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

Treated you fairly? Professionally? There is a whole city outraged by your special treatment, how professional is that?

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Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in Los Angeles (Promises? Wonderland? Passages?) according to People. Could the divorce from Heather Locklear and the subsequent end to his year long relationship with Denise Richards be behind the rockers battle with addiction?

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The Los Angeles legal system is is seriously f*cked. Not only have they not found the "real killers," the murder of The Notorious B.I.G still stands unsolved, LAPD Rampart Division scandal still stings, we are dealing with the fallout from the recent May Day brutality and remember Rodney King and the LA riots??? By releasing Paris Hilton early and giving her preferential treatment because jail sucks or she was scared is a slap in the face of every hard working police officer working the beat in LA and every prosecutor that works hard to put criminals behind bars. At what point does the system become a joke (if it isn't already) if sentences aren't enforced and authority is undermined? Jails and prisons are more than qualified to handle the mental insecurities and handicaps of inmates with full medical and psychological staffs on hand with the ability to prescribe, control, and dole out medications. So instead of Paris suffering through a much deserved sentence, she gets to spend it at home, in her mansion, with her assistants, publicist, friends, and family. Oh and since this is Los Angeles and she is Paris Hilton, anything she wants can be delivered to her door from gourmet food, clothes, booze, cigarettes, and cleaning services to even spa and tanning services! How long till Teddy's or Les Deux opens up a Hollywood Hills hotspot in her house? So did this all come about? Did Paris and her legal team pull a fast one the Los Angeles Sheriff Department? Have all those weeks of acting lessons finally paid off? Does Sheriff Lee Baca, the man that ultimately approved her release, have a special place in his heart for celebrities? God help Paris if she violates the terms of her house arrest, the public can not take anymore.

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson celebrated his birthday at his new emo bar "Angel's & Kings" Tuesday night in New York City and in true emo fashion the couple spent a good 10 minutes in the bathroom vomiting.

"We're going to puke. Seriously, we're both going to be really sick." the rocker/bar owner joked as he pushed his way to the front of the bathroom line.

Ashlee Simpson does not need 10 minutes to puke, she's a pop star with an overbearing father and grew up in the shadow of her hotter sister; she knows how to puke efficiently. And Wentz? As if being a touring rock star doesn't teach you to vomit correctly, Wentz is a petite emo rocker whose career is based solely on fitting into size small shirts and skinny jeans, don't even try to tell me he stays that way with diet and exercise. So what were they doing in the bathroom for 10 minutes? Getting their "bone-on" I bet, taking a page out of one certain #1 Fan.

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Cameron Diaz is still in Paris, France as part of her Shrek The Third promotional tour and has yet to address the Criss Angel choreographed stunt magic trick dedication. But Angel isn't keeping his mouth shut when asked about his relationship with Diaz and in obvious carney fashion, he isn't making any sense.

"I just said that because everyone was hounding me about it and at the end of the day I got it out there, so my professional life is there, my personal life is here."

WTF does that mean? It's a simple question, are you or aren't you dating her? You weren't asked if you spray down the coin toss plates with Pam or if the rings for the ring toss games aren't exactly wide enough to fit around the bottle. They didn't even ask you if you the "test your stregth" sledgehammer game is rigged. Get over yourself. The only reason we're vaguely interested in you is because we are trying to figure out how you tricked Cameron Daiz into being pictured with you. It was hypnotism wasn't it? More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Cameron Diaz Still in Paris, Not Denying Criss Angel

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I was just listening to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM here in LA (for work, I swear) and a woman, claiming to be an inmate at the Lynwood Correctional facility where Paris Hilton was just released from early this morning, alleges Paris was released due to schizophrenia and the amount of medication she was taking. Yeah, you read that correctly. Now, this could have been a prank call but if she is on meds for schizophrenia, it would explain a lot. Update: Entertainment Tonight claims they have a source close to the Hilton family and that Paris developed a rash while in the pen:

Sources close to the Hilton family tell ET the medical reason was actually a rash she developed on her body. According to People, Paris was having trouble behind bars. “She cries all day,” a source told the magazine. “She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.”

They don't have Calamine lotion in the clink? They don't offer Valtrex prescriptions to their inmates? This sounds like an f*ing scam. Picture by London Entertainment

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