Paris Hilton may be behind bars, but a new version of her hit single could be about to storm the charts. Production company OMovies have recorded a hilarious parody of 'Stars Are Blind' - and hired a Paris lookalike for the video. In the vid, 'Paris' is seen cavorting with a Sheriff's deputy, lying provocatively on a prison bed and digging a ditch in a bid to escape jail. The video, which has been posted on YouTube, also shows 'Paris' floating around on a magic carpet, being pursued by paparazzi on a motorcycle, washing cars and clinging onto her pet dogs. While in another part of the video Paris drives past a sign for the 'Lindsay Lohan Driving School' - a dig at the Mean Girls star's recent arrest for DUI. The song also mocks troubled Hollywood starlets Britney Spears and Nicole Richie. She sings: "Even though they say I'm shady, I'm really so refined, I need a cleaning lady, I can't do time. Robert Blake and OJ Simpson, they both got off Scott free, I drive without a license, they throw the book right at me." "My friend Nicole drove down the freeway the wrong way, She'll probably get parole and float away - because she weighs zero. Even though I've got the glamour, even though my clothes are fab, They throw me in the slammer - Britney gets rehab. They put me in the big house, sounds like a movie pitch, Heiress goes up the river, ends up as somebody's bitch." Grab the full version on You TubeHERE!

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Lindsay Lohan's latest stint in rehab almost cost her a mega-bucks modeling deal. Lohan completed a series of shots back in April in Japan for fashion label Jill Stuart's fall 2007 line, but the Japanese finance men behind the fashion label were not amused when Lohan went back in to rehab following her highly-publicised car crash and spell of hard-partying. "The Japanese licensee paid for it, and they wanted to pull the plug when she went into rehab," an insider told the New York Daily News. The day Lindsay appeared on the front page of the newspaper, crashed out in the front seat of the SUV, the Japanese informed Ron Curtis they no longer wanted to be involved. And they are the ones who financed the campaign." But Jill Stuart boss Ron Curtis insists Lohan's adverts will still be seen around the globe. "The ads are running as planned, and we have the utmost support for Lindsay and her rehabilitation, and she is doing great, [the ads] will also appear in all of the major lifestyle fashion magazines for fall in Asia and the U.S."

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After a swift change of clothes Justin Timberlake hopped on from the Shrek 3 premiere to have dinner with Madonna and her film director hubby Guy Ritchie. They arrived at the Locatelli's restaurant in Central London and the group greeted each other outside the restaurant before heading inside and taking their seats. So I guess things are sour between Cam and Justin as I would have thought they would have hung out after the premiere? More pics after the jump

Continue reading Madonna and Justin caught schmoooooooozing!

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Victoria's insanity has reached an all time high! Yesterday as part of her new TV series, she visited Perez Hilton at a local cafe for an animated chat. Just goes to show that lack of food and too much sun can have some serious consequences! As you know, Splash and many other Entertainment agencies are not huge fans of the slime ball Perez Hilton (we are suing his picture thieving a**) so god knows who convinced Victoria that this guy is someone worth speaking too. But on another note, it's good see that Victoria is willing to understand the Papparazzi game from our side on her TV show, after all without us snapping her daily she wouldn't be in the limelight.

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Pictures/Video by London Entertainment and Team Beckham

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UK newspaper "News of the World" claims to have delved into Paul Sculfor's past and found a nasty history of cocaine. It claims pals of Paul have encouraged Jen to walk away from the model because although he quit his "astonishing £450-a-day cocaine habit" 3 years ago he "needs daily treatment to stay off it". It also appears that Paul will fit into the young Hollywood scene nicely as he has already taken "six months drug rehab compared to the normal 28 days, because his coke addiction was so bad". Other sources claim: "Sculfor and supermodel Kate became friends after he won a competition to become a model in 1997,[they began] snorting cocaine whenever they could — even before meeting a revered figure like Mandela in 1998. As Mandela was inviting guests into his house Kate nipped into a toilet and started doing cocaine. I remember Paul telling me, ‘We were totally wrecked. Kate and I were so off our heads we couldn't remember what we said to Nelson Mandela. And we couldn't stop laughing about it'." Robbie Williams is not a fan of Paul's either as News Of the World's sources reveal further that "Robbie had been rude to Paul so he thought having sex with his girlfriend (Nicole Appleton) would get up his nose. He planned to make his move but on the night took so much cocaine he didn't know what he was doing and ended up with Shaznay." Aside of all these reports one pal stands firmly by Paul stating: "Paul has worked hard to get his life straight. The relationship with Jennifer is the icing on the cake." Lets hope so. I, like many others wouldn't want to see Jen down in the dumps again over a man.

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Paps and entertainment guru's alike were out in force last night, eager to see how Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake would behave on the red carpet at London's Premiere of Shrek 3. Predictably the pair were on their best behaviour, question is was it genuine or forced. Cam made the first move as she swept pass Justin on the carpet and pinched his bum, he turned and gave her a kiss and a hug, and Cam totted away with a big grin on her face. Several reports also claim that their were several longing eye locks, but we can't blame Justin, as Cameron looked amazing and dazzled, even Shrek couldn't avert his eyes!

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