According to People Magazine Nicky Hilton was hysterical after visiting her sister in jail which is kind of sad, I'm not totally heartless, Im sure looking at her sister through the glass partition is tough but lets be realistic, she's not going to be in there for much longer. But what really strikes me as delusional is Nicky not understanding why Paris is in prison.

“What’s annoying is all these people are going on television saying that she was drinking and driving,” said Nicky. “She’s not in jail for DUI. That’s a big misconception. She’s in jail for driving on a suspended license, just like the D.A.’s wife was. … She got a $186 fine.”

O RLY Nicky? Just like the D.A.'s wife? Are you sure about that? Was the D.A.'s wife on probation for driving under the influence when she was pulled over for driving on a suspended license? I didn't think so. Pay attention Nicky, Paris is in jail because she violated her probation handed down to her because of her DUI. If she hadn't had that extra mojito and hopped behind the wheel of her Bentley there wouldn't have been any probation. Is that so f*ing hard to understand? Stop b*tching about Paris' sentence, she earned it all on her own and stop comparing it to other people's sentences and judgments when you don't even understand the facts. More pics after the jump!

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Olympic swimming gold medal winner and more importantly University of Arizona Wildcat (Bear Down!) Amanda Beard, was signing the latest issue of Playboy Magazine at the Virgin Mega Store in Times Square, New York City, in which she stripped off her clothes and showed the world that swimming does a body good! As far as Playmates go, she doesn't compare but as far as female athletes go? She is damn hot. I used to see her walking around campus and her massive shoulders always amazed me. All we need now is Wildcat's Natalie Gulbis and Jennie Finch to strip off and Playboy can do a UA special edition! More pics after the jump!

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After being on the lam for nearly six months, former boy band mogul Lou Pearlman was arrested and taken into custody by the FBI in Indonesia on Thursday. Authorities have been seeking Pearlman in the midst of an investigation into allegations that he was behind a bogus investment scheme that defrauded investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars and banks out of an additional $150 million. According to the Orlando Sentinel, authorities in Indonesia expelled Pearlman and then turned him over to U.S. authorities.

"We are aware that he is in the custody of the FBI, I can't comment beyond that," Steve Cole, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa, told the paper.

The arrest comes just days after thousands of items from Pearlman's Trans Continental empire were auctioned in Florida to help raise money to pay back some of the allegedly defrauded investors, so far only $200,000 has been made from the sale of boy-band memorabilia, office furniture and plane parts. Pearlman, who once managed the Backstreet Boys and 'NSYNC was being flown to the U.S. territory of Guam at press time to make his initial appearance before a judge, the Sentinel reported. Defrauding old people out of their nest eggs is bad but I think he should be given the death penalty for single handedly bringing back boy bands after it took us years to recover from the atrocities caused by New Kids On The Block.

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This is really hard me for right now, I can write all day about how Britney Spears probably leaves her kids in the care of a fish tank while she's out partying or how I wish that dolphins land on Tara Reid's head and lets not talk about that easy target Paris Hilton but putting into words how one of our photographers probably felt as he sat inches away from Angelina Jolie while they drove around New York City for 30 minutes? Um yeah, that's why I carbon offset and watch Extreme Make Over: Home Edition.But hey, this isn't about me, it's about this luck sh*t James, who because he treated Angelina as more than just dollar sign (even we get star struck too) got to ride around New York City with one of the most beautiful women in the world. So today, staff photographer James Ambler was cycling through the city trying to keep up with silver screen siren Angelina Jolie when he punctured one of his tires and Jolie being the humanitarian that she is, instead of leaving him in her dust after he had spent days photographing her, had her security pull over her SUV and offered the paparazzo a ride to the hotel. Now this is usually where I would freak out due to jealousy (or because my g/f's obsession with Jolie has caused her to barricade herself in the bathroom and has been plunging her head in a bathtub full of water screaming "Why not me?" for the past 5 hours) but after looking at the pictures and video of James and his ear to ear smile, it made me appreciate all the hard work he did over the past few days to earn Jolie's respect. Here's to you James, you spent 30 minutes alone with the most sought after woman in the world but for the record, I don't think Brad has anything to worry about. Watch the video HERE to see James try to put his encounter into words as I'm at home and cant process the video (stupid Verizon and their awful bandwidth). The darling Anna is off tomorrow so I will put up as soon as get into the office. Update: I have added the video of a absolutely star struck James Ambler. More pics after the jump!

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It's madness in New York City right now with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie mania captivating the city and Splash is right in the middle of it. One of our paps was following Jolie through streets of the city when a tire on his bike went flat. Jolie being the ambassador that she is, instead of driving off leaving the pap in her dust, pulled over and offered the pap a lift! So right now one of our guys is driving around New York City with Angelina Jolie! I think the entire office is jealous (including the women) that he is sitting a mere inches from the silver screen siren. This event begs the question, if you had 30 minutes alone with Angelina Jolie, what would you say? Stay tuned, pictures and video coming!

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Foxy Brown leaves New York City court after completing her probation requirements for assault charges. While Paris Hilton was violating her probation from drunk driving by driving on her suspended license, rapper Foxy Brown took the threat of jail seriously and has been rewarded for her behavior. Foxy was accused of violationg her probation when she was charged with assault when she allegedly throw hair and glue at a bueaty shop owner. Since that arrest Foxy has been a model citizen, keeping all appointments with her probation officer, gaining permission before leaving the state, passing all her drug tests, and attended all the required anger management classes. Although the case in Florida is still pending, the judge felt that since Foxy has made such a significant improvement in her life, that there is no need for the state to monitor her. See how easy that was Paris? More pics after the jump!

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