In the dressing room before Ozzy Osbourne's gig at Wembley Arena, wife Sharon let it slip to UK newspaper The Sun that son Jack can be added to the battalion of men who have slept with Paris Hilton.

Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?” Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”

It must be a really slow news week if we're reporting on who Paris Hilton has shagged. It would be better investigative journalism to report on those guys who haven't given in to the easy score. And why the hell is Ozzy "proud" of this achievement? Bagging Paris sounds like participating in the Special Olympics, even if you come in last you still get a ribbon.

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Pamela Anderson and her wonky nipples performed on NBC's Today Show with illusionist Hans Klok this morning. Pam has been performing in Klok's show in Las Vegas. That's it. Pamela Anderson has jumped the shark, she's officially over. Performing with magicians and illusionists is almost on par with being the monkey in the organ grinder street performances. What's next Pam? Are you going to paint yourself silver and stand motionless for hours on end for tips on the Venice Beach boardwalk? Are times that tough? More pics after the jump!

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During the Anna Nicole Smith trial, I like most of you, was amazed by Judge Larry Seidlin and his courtroom behavior. What could have been a very mundane, to the point trial was turned into must see TV by this guy, leaving us all to believe that Seidlin had aspirations far beyond sitting behind a bench in a Florida courtroom. Today Broadcasting & Cable has the story that Seidlin, who resigned from his position as a family circuit judge effective at the end of July, has parlayed his courtroom antics into a possible TV show.

Controversial Anna Nicole Smith Judge Larry Seidlin has committed to develop a fall 2008 court show with CBS Television Distribution (CTD), according to multiple industry sources. CTD has been considered the favorite to land him, given its status as the industry’s leading court show supplier. It already has the No. 1 and 2 programs in the crowded genre with Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown.

How does that taste Judge Ito? All the hours, days, and weeks you spent meticulously arranging the crap on your desk for the courtroom cameras wasted, when all you had to do was act like a New York taxi driver and cry on command to land a coveted daytime judicial TV show. Picture by Ray Nichols

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We have been speculating for weeks now that Christina Aguilera was pregnant and Today Page Six thinks they have the inside scoop.

"She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it."

I don't know if I am ready for all these chicks that I grew up with (read: fantasized about) to start acting like adults by getting married and having kids, it's starting to make feel old. What do you guys think? Is she with child? Just a little bloated? Slow news day? Does the thought of her pumping out a little "naj" (that's South Bay slang for kid) make you feel old? Picture by Richie Buxo

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Looks like poor old Paris Hilton can't do ANYTHING right these days. Sick of looking at just bricks, the starlet attempted to stick photos up on her 4 dull walls, resulting in a telling off from prison guards. Her parents Kathy and Rick revealed that the hotel heiress had family photos sent to her, and when she put them up they were ripped down by a guard. It apparently violates the rules about cell walls.

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