Anne Hathaway looked amazing in a stunning Chloe dress whilst at a press conference in New York to discuss the Follieri Foundation providing Hepatitis A vaccinations for 190,000 Honduran children. In case anyone is interested and I’m sure you are, the dress can be purchased from Net-A-Porter.

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Ashley Olsen should be the poster kid of how not to cross the road. The irresponsible 21 year old fails to demonstrate the green cross code (I’m sure my transatlantic buddies have a similar road crossing ethic) that we all learned at school of stop, look and listen. Now even though I am not bothered in the slightest, I do know that she would be the first to protest if one, she got run over and two, someone may have noticed how little attention she was paying to her surroundings and decided to steal her trusty Blackberry from her. Then it would turn onto a yet another case of celebrity versus mere mortal and thus waste even more of our tax payer’s money.

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If I was the only celebrity to be invited to this freakfest of an event I might question what the promoters really thought me. That was probably the question on the minds of Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy and Kelly Osbourne as they celebrated the opening of the 'Ripley¿s Believe it or Not' store at Times Square, New York City. For once these celebs found that they weren’t the biggest oddballs on the red carpet. Weirdos present were Erik Sprague - The Lizardman, Jalisa Thompson with her offkey eyes and Ramos Gomez - The Wolf Boy. Not to mention the women with the two heads, the granny with the ridiculously long talons and a guy that can only be described as a cat with a tattooed face. I’m sorry but, this kind of madness could only happen in America. More pics after the jump

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Billie Piper, the ex Mrs Chris Evans (no, not the really fit one in Fantastic 4 with the [drool] come to bed body, but the middle aged Ginger one with the glasses from Specsavers) was seen practising on London's Southbank for her role as a prostitute in new ITV1 drama "Belle du Jour". Piper demonstrated how to act when a punter asked for "services". Guy :

Excuse me miss, erm how much?

Billie acts as cool as a cucumber :

Depends, what you want?"

They key thing here is act cool and calm and look like you're just minding your own business. Next Billie demonstrates what to do should you get rumbled...Run like the wind!

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I’m not going to bore you with yet another list of who was there. I will however keep you updated should any juicy gossip come my way. In case you're wondering, Stephen Merchant of The Office fame is on the next page. More pics after the jump

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Two months ago a woman with who I had a relationship with gave birth to a bouncy baby girl. I publicity humiliated her while she was pregnant by not only dumping her live on National television, but I also denied having anything to do with the baby. I tarnished both of our names through the press and said and I quote “I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test.” You see Lord I knew, deep down inside that I was an a**hole for doing this when I knew that the baby was mine. Now I feel like a chump because the DNA tests have come back positive. How can I make amends? Here’s a suggestion, why don’t you go to a accidentally on purpose “lose” yourself in a field when there are lots of wild animals that hate baby daddies who chat s**t and then accidentally on purpose get eaten up so we can rid the world of yet another useless parent trying to shirk their responsibilities.

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