Yeah yeah, I’m sure you’re all aware that our favourite cheesy girl group are back and this time they have baggage. Since going their separate ways way back in 2001, the 5some have racked up even more column inches than when they were together. Posh aka Victoria Beckham had the whole Loogate situation, Ginge the Minge aka Gerri Halliwell had weight issues then got pregnant, Baby aka Emma Bunton was with Jade Jones then wasn’t then got pregnant, Sporty aka Melanie Chisholm hmmm, didn’t do anything aprt from protest the Spice reunion. Someone obviously spoke to her and said “mate it’s not like your doing anything else!” and my personal favourite Scary aka Melanie Brown and her highly publicised “whose the daddy” situation with Eddie Murphy. I’m still in stitches over that one and the way how she managed to give the child baby daddy’s surname via a middle name. Hee! Hee! Anyway before I procrastinate any more, I think the real reason they wanna reunite is because they’re all broke and have nothing better to do with their days, apart from Victoria. They're laughing at us people because this will be the quickiest million they've made in ages. More pics after the jump

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Everytime I see a picture of Claire Danes, my mind casts back to my youth when I used to watch “My So-Called Life” on channel 4. Ah the good ol’ days when everything was lovely and stress free! Anyway my dear audience let us enjoy a picture of Ms Danes walking her oh so cute dog in Soho, New York...yes the place where all the cool people hang out.

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Wannabe model Billi no mates was the 3rd contestant to be evicted from the Big Brother house. The sneaky looking 25 year old looked obviously shocked as the realisation of losing to a moany bisexual health worker and an even weirder 30 something whose vocabulary consists of mainly “have it” and “gravy”. His arch nemesis Charley was the first to comfort Billi and he just remained silent. If only you kept your big mouth shut then maybe you would have another week in the crazy house, but you didn’t. Ah well!

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Ooh Mr Brokeback aka Heath Ledger was looking rather dashing as he arrived at LAX with a mysterious male friend. The Australian actor was sporting what I suspect were a pair of special edition Ray Ban’s – lucky sod! According to my sources (IMDB) Heath will be playing the Joker in the new Batman film 'The Dark Knight'. I think I may be channelling into Heath inner style god because both of us are wearing jeans and we practically have on the same hat…spooky or what!

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Here is your first look at not one, not two, not three, but four (4) Apple iPhones. That's right four 8GB iPhones. You might think that because of my status as a celebrity news and gossip blogger or because I'm an employee of Splash News & Picture Agency that Steve Jobs just threw me a couple of phones but it was solely through my perseverance, effort, and hard work (maybe I did push an old lady or two out of the way) that I have these 4 phones on my dining room table. Now, these phones have all been spoken for but if the right offer comes around I might be willing to part with one or two of them. Doesn't have to be monetary, I may take trades. For example if, say you own a strip club you could offer me 300 free lap dances and open bar. Get creative. Until then, I'll let you know how it works, if my girlfriend can figure it out.

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Just like how surfers have their secret spot, I have my secret Apple store. Shh....Don't tell anyone but there are currently 4 other people here besides me waiting for the iPhone.

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