Do I Dare To Think What's In Those Bags?

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As if the pink hair and pink outfit wasn't bad enough, we spotted Kelly Osbourne stepping out of chic lingerie store Agent Provocateur with her American Express Black card in her mouth. I can barely hold down the turkey sandwich I just ate for lunch thinking about what she could have purchased. Barely there thongs? Maybe a lace teddy? How about a pair of crotch-less see through panties? OMG. I think that did it. Pictures by Eddie Spaghetti

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I forgot all about this girl...

I'll take a random guess as to what she bought..

*thinking*...

Sexy burqa with slits open in the right places??..


Who's the pink piggy?


I'm going to light a candle and pray every day to the underwear gods that she doesn't do a Britney.


Ew.


Uh, what is that looong thing?
A bread stick give-away-promo?
A 2008 Calendar?
A 10-battery flashlight...or worse?

OMG...I see what it is (for real!)...
it's a Swarovski diamante whip...
available in either pink or crystal...
$225.00


Disgusting.

Perhaps she got a sheet with a hole in it.

Anything else would look ridiculous.

Later,
Tom


Yuck! She looks like a pink haired anime character.


right on #8


since jack bagged paris, when is it going to come out kelly bagged brandon davis


not to repeat myself but yeah....eat a carrot ya fat tub of shit.....


Let's hope she bought Jack a personality arrogant fuckwit that he is.


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