*Perez Hilton: You Got Served

*Its been a big week for Lindsay Lohan! She got caught in the bathroom of an LA nightclub snorting coke but somehow still managed to appear on The Late Show, Marth Stewart, land a new boyfriend, premiere a new movie, get approached by an aggressive fan, and she is being sued by a paparazzo, but one question still needs answering, what's in that bottle?

*In the land of grossness: Melanie Griffith's knees are foul and Star Jones hit the beach

*Britney Spears might be insane. *Sheryl Crow is the newest celebrity to join in on the hot new craze. No, not rehab. Adoption! * Jason Wahler is going to rehab! But still might get jail time! *Fergie channeled Boy George and gave her rack a squeeze *Paris Hilton is getting in shape to fend off all the friendly advances from her prison inmate friends and wont be partying at the Palms. *And finally for some reason, this week has been all about boobies (hooray!) so check out Jessica Simpson's rack in Vegas and in New York. Some English tart hit the beach (is her name really that important?) and the ex-Hollyoak broads showed us the goods here and here.