Sylvester Stallone was convicted in Australia yesterday of importing banned muscle building supplements and ordered to pay $10,651 in fines and court costs. He had previously pleaded guilty to charges that custom officials had found 48 vials of the human growth hormone Jintropin in his luggage, he was quoted as saying

"As you get older, the pituitary gland slows and you feel older, your bones narrow. This stuff gives your body a boost and you feel and look good," court documents quoted him as saying. "Doing 'Rambo' is hard work ... Where do you think I am going to get this stuff in Burma?"

$10,000 in fines in no way makes up for the fact that he filmed another Rambo movie. He should have been locked up solely for that crime against humanity.