lock her a$$ up

First time I've ever seen her look so serious!

Ah sweet justice at last. Her cheekbones looks fabulous in this picture tho!

OH SNAP MISS HILTON! SNAPPPPPP!

She's gonna get a beat down in jail.

I'll take a raincheck on that beer Chris the next time you're in NY.

no more magical boobies pics? darn

This is a great day! A great great great day! Happy Friday!

I guess the justice system works sometimes! BYE BYE Paris

ding dong the bitch is dead, well for 45 days

justice is served

So, when do those of us in the Los Angeles area would loooove to know when that beer will be bought?

I can't believe she's going to jail! I guess its good the judge is setting precedence with these celebrities! Hurray to the judge!

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FAO: Chris Auchterlonie.

I am not at all happy with your comments about Paris Hilton. What did she ever do to you to feel so bitter and twisted, or is it that she's a lovely lady, loaded and you're not, and you probably never will be either with your attitude.

Chris, I'm glad to learn of Your link to Shu, as I am not at all happy with the American government and everything it stands for. I'd like them to understand that nearly 300,000 innocent civilians were murdered in cold blood, during the one-sided invasion (rape) of Iraq, a serious "WAR CRIME" as far as I am concerned. I'm very disappointed with Guantanamo bay, where they hold innocent civilians. I'm very disappointed with the nuclear arms race, and the USA's vulgar display of nuclear weapons. I'm very disappointed with their possible racist immigration proposals, which will exclude and single out the innocent people of Pakistan. I am just so disgusted with the USA and everything they did to destroy the Middle East, by completely destabilising the Middle East.

What has the American government done to help Iraq resume the way of life it once knew, prior to the USA invasion of Iraq? Iraq, remains in complete turmoil without adequate healthcare facilities etc etc etc. The innocent civilians are destitute, homeless, desperately poor and devastated. What is the American government going to do about the widespread disruption it has inflicted on the Middle East as a result of its one-sided invasions.

The Iraq war cannot legally be classified as war, this is because the invasion was all one-sided. The American government are vulgar cold blooded murderers who stripped Iraq and its innocent population of its dignity.

What has America given Europe or the rest of the world, and more to the point, what has America done for me and the rest of the British population. The American government has used bullying tactics all over the world for quite some time now, and caused widespread disruption all over the world. They have insulted so many countries, and have given the world nothing but trouble - and it's got to stop, just like their extremely dangerous and potentially fatal nuclear arms race.

America contains nothing more than characterless cities, which are nothing more than concrete jungles. America cannot be compared to Europe, Great Britain, or the rest of the world, all areas of great historical interest and steeped in culture and history, most of whom have a very strong economy anyway.

Stop bragging about America, for goodness sake, the only thing America gave the rest of the world was a barrage of aggressive films from Hollywood. How many other countries in the world would have the vile cheek to make films like "The Texas chainsaw massacre," "The Exorcist," or hundreds of disgusting horror and zombie films, not to mention the foul, perverted pornographic films, many of which are illegal, and made in the porn capital of the world, California. That is all America ever gave the world, a few overated films etc.

I'm a singer, amongst many other things. I'm also a very gentle lady with non-aggressive and peaceful ideas.

I hope you can all take care of yourselves and turn over a new leaf - help those less fortunate and start looking after eachother.

Marita....SHUUTTTT DAAA FUUCCKK UPPPP LOSER!! DAT WONKEY EYED SKALLY WAG IS GOIN TO DA JOINT!!!..hope she gets her daily supplements of VALTREX!..

Holy Sh*t Marita, go easy on those Mezcal(R) worms! They're not good for you.

Well, it's SINKO de PARIS... paaarty! :D

July headline on SPLASH:

LA Jail Plagued By Outbreak of Vaginal Warts

Why on earth are all the comments on this column so debase and vulgar? Why don't you all take a course in English and learn how to convey your comments properly, so that at least your British readers can understand.

Paris Hilton is a lovely lady, and I hope she will always be happy, in good health, prosperous and successful.

Oh and I'd also like to mention that I'm martial arts trained, and willing and able to protect the vulnerable. So if you're thinking about picking on that lady in front of me, you can expect to get ripped to shreds, and framed for a crime you did not commit.

Chris, you are pretty sad to be rejoicing like this considering Splash has made a ton of money photographing Paris. She should've gotten at most 5-7 days, this was just a vendetta to try to show LA's tough on celebs w/ all the murder acquittals, and Paris was the victim. It's this kind of draconian punishment for a minor DUI offense (.08 first time offense) that ruins lives and puts productive members of society into bankruptcy and on the street. Yet someone takes sleep medication, drives w/o sleep, or takes heavy duty painkillers with a bigger impact on their driving abilities isn't charged with a thing.

Will she learn any lesson? I doubt it. But it seems that there is indeed a God! 45 days. Bwahahahahaha!

no you ppl are whack. SHE BROKE THE FCKING LAW! THREE TIMES! any one of you retards would be going to jail and not for 45 days, but for 90! get over her. she is a fucking waste to society; does NOTHING good with her money she never earned. she thumbed her nose at the law and i'm glad the judge is throwing her in jail. dumb bitch

Sweet British Kung-Fu "Marita"...

SOBER UP before your next post! :D

Those Mezcal(R) worms are preserved in an hallucinogenic chemical and should not be eaten; and certainly not in the quantities you have consumed.

Thanks for the great link to the SHU article. I missed it on NPR, and I read every word of it. Thanks!

marita-- maybe we can channel this energy to a good cause or something.. splashnews blog is not a place to vent.. chris is just one of many voices in celebrity trash land. God Bless

Smart money is now on Paris being a no-show come June 5.

The judge should have snatched her Passport.

er...poor word choice...my bad :D

My name is Marita, and I made a regrettable comment, comment number 16 on 05-05-07 about Miss Paris Hilton. I would like to add that I will not be able to defend anyone but myself and my boyfriend. This is because I can only use martial arts to defend myself in dire circumstances, such as life-threatening only.

Take care everyone.