Introducing Katee Holmes!

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This is the teenage wannabe porn star who has got Katie Holmes' knickers in a twist. For pretty 18 year-old 'Katee' Holmes is a virgin who is about to have her first sexual experience filmed on video. She's never had a boyfriend and insists her first taste of sex will be hardcore lesbian girl on girl action. The real A-lister Holmes and her superstar husband Tom Cruise are reportedly furious calling her name change a 'cheap shot.' But Katee and her manager, porn veteran Shy Love, insist they didn't think it would be a "mission impossible" when they picked the name as a tribute to Holmes who shot to fame in the teen drama 'Dawson's Creek.'

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She looks nothing like Katie Holmes! *Gasp*

Later,
Tom

P.S. Nice rack! (NOT)


the face, the pose.. so not sexy.


This Katee will have sex this year the other will Not.


This girl looks nothing like the real Katie {BIG SHOCKER} and she's not even attractive..... she'll need ALOT of plastic surgery to make it in the industry --we're all thinking people and yeah I HAD to say it!!!


there's no way this chick is a virgin! NO WAY!


This is just the type of thing that caused 40% genital wart infection rates and nuclear war on June 12, 2007.


She's got the famous fug face from Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream"...

see for yourself - http://www.answers.com/topic/the-scream


I think she just poked my eyes out with her jutting hip bones. Ouch!


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