According to The National Enquirer this is a photo of Andy Dick allegedly (yes, ALLEGEDLY for all you lawyers out there) doing coke and it looks pretty damn convincing to me! (unless of course Andy is a messy eater and is at a birthday party where he was eating cupcakes with lots of powdered sugar).

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This is how we want to see Britney Spears make a comeback! Forget about the lipsyncing, floundering on stage, and ripping off her fans! Just get naked! These pictures were taken in early April of this month at a friends house and show Britney topless with two flowers over her breasts. Too bad she didn't do this 6 years ago! Now that would have been hot!!! More pics after the jump!

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Britney Spears launched her "comeback" at the San Diego House of Blues last night by lipsyncing a 14-minute set! Can you believe that? A whole 14 minutes! If you paid $200 for your ticket, that is just over $14 per minute to watch a former pop star dance and slink around on stage like a 6th grade talent show. While watching Britney flounder around on stage in this video, all I could think about was an aging George Reeves (the guy that played Superman in the 50's that killed himself or was murdered depending on who you ask) trying to recapture his fame and youth by attempting to become a professional wrestler only to fail because of his ailing body and alcoholism. (if that analogy doesn't work for you insert "Aging Boxer" getting pummeled into the mat or Vince Neil) On a side note, now I know why Britney has been walking the streets of Los Angeles looking like a stripper for the past 2 months, she was testing out stage costumes.

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Refusing to be photographed together, a very camera shy Tobey Maguire left Nellos restaurant in a rainy NYC with Lucas Haas, followed later by an equally camera shy Leonardo DiCaprio (well nothing new there then).

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Why isn't Lindsay Lohan more famous then Paris Hilton? She is much prettier and talented, as she actually makes films for her money. Lohan looks fab in this outfit, and she definitely looks more and more like Sienna Miller of late. Lohan was spotted leaving the same Club Parc as Paris Hilton, I wonder if any dance off's occured between the two? More pics after the jump

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Paris Hilton left the Club Parc in Los Angeles looking like a Austin Powers car crash! I'd love to know what she was carrying in the Fred Segal bag at a club? A spare pair of dancing shoes? Or perhaps an extra place to carry her ego! Do you think Paris will ever retire from the limelight? More pics after the jump

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