5:08 Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Statistics regulary reveal that
British people are thinner than Americans, so 'if' this is true and us Brits are already complaining we can't fit into Kate's new Topshop range what chance has the great pretzel munching, bagel heaven land of New York City got!
Kate looked incredibly scrawny as she arrived at the opening of Topshop in NYC with owner Sir Philip Green. In a revealing dress you could see a gap between her legs that would rival The Simpsons Mr Burns. It just goes to show that Pete Doherty is the kind of weight loss programme thats worth avoiding.
More of Kate's bones after the jump
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4:22 Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Eva Longoria looked like a woman on a misson as she paraded the shops in Paris to prepare for her wedding with Pamela Firestone, the mother of Tony Parker. Dressed head to toe in black and armed with her mobile phone, Eva attacked several shops with her credit card including names such as Gerard Darel, Prada and Gucci.
Then later with Pamela, she visited the church of Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois located in Place du Louvre, the center of Paris. As the date looms closer (7th July) many people will be asking will it be a closed off affair like Tom and Katie's wedding, who also married in a eurpoean city and dissapointed the local resisdents by not giving them a peek at the big day.
I hope not, as Eva will make a stunning bride!
3:18 Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Celebrities designing their own range of clothes is nothing new per se, but the recent hype of female celebrities cashing in on the highstreet shops is. The last few months have seen Kate Moss, Madonna and now Lily Allen turn themselves into icons as they try to convince the everyday shopper that dressing like them is the only way!
Madonna's H&M billboard ads have been glooming over the streets of NYC for months now, when the truth is her range failed to live up to its publicity and was fast-tracked to the 'clearance' racks within weeks. And going by the comments I overheard from shoppers last week as I ventured round Topshop, Kate Moss's efforts will be heading the same way.
So lastnight as Lily Allen launched her collection in New Look just a hundred yards from Topshop in London can we expect anything different? Well she thinks so adding "You know how I feel about fashion: it's for everyone, not just a load of super-skinny models."
Good to hear! And going by the UK size 4's confronting me in Topshop i'll be heading down the road to shake Lily's hand.
2:48 Wednesday, May 9, 2007
I was suprised to see Carmen Electra with her cleavage tucked tightly away last night as she signed copies of her book 'How To Be Sexy' in Los Angeles. I would have thought that when she first put pen to paper, that the number one tip for how to be sexy would have ran like this:
1) Reveal your assets to men - in return they might win you assets.
2) Wear lip gloss to compliment the colour of your bra (which is enhancing your assets)
3) Wear skimmy clothes to reveal as many assets as possible.
4) When giggling/laughing at a rich mans jokes, lean forward to reveal assets.
....you catch my drift by now I'm sure. To be honest, Carmen telling people how to be sexy is mind-numbingly predictable and as laughable as when Victoria Beckham released a book telling us how to dress. Fools.
5:33 Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Courteney Cox's TV role as a ruthless tabloid editor in 'Dirt' must be rubbing off on her. The Paparazzi hating actress POSED for photographers after leaving Il Sole restaurant in Los Angeles last night.
Cox and hubby David Arquette had dinner with friends at 8pm and both apparently had some wine too -- red for him, white for her. On the way out three hours later at 11pm they signed autographs for fans and posed. Couldn't have been the booze softening her cold tabloid heart, could it?
5:04 Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Seriously how many pooches do you know that spend an afternoon swanning around in Bergdorf Goodman?
Jessica Simpson's dog Daisy was along for the ride when Jessica blew $7,000 on eight pairs of shoes.
What cracks us up is eight pairs of shoes but not a shopping bag in sight.
Jessica was all smiles as she left the store but I'm not so sure about Daisy she seemed to have lost the want to even walk...
I wonder if Jessica realised Daisy's carrying case was on her arm?
More pics after the jump!
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