Pamela Anderson was so caught up with this mystery guy at the Palms Casino and Resort in Las Vegas over the weekend that didn't even notice she started to burst out of her dress. At first I got all excited and then I realized, I have seen them so many times. It's like been there down that, *yawn.* How could that have happened?

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Reportedly Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has cried everyday he's been incarcerated in a Panama City, FL. jail, which has been for the last 32 days (how has he not been shanked yet?). It seems the other inmates are really getting to good old Joe. On top of that, it is claimed that the former porn baron is doing so poorly that he may even try and take his own life:

"I started freaking out and screaming, I couldn't breathe," said Francis. "I don't think I can handle this on a long-term thing--I'm not a criminal."

Wait, you're not a criminal? Then why are you in jail? Why are you facing charges of underage girls in your videos? Why are you facing tax evasion charges in Nevada? Why did the courts have to issue a bench warrent for your contempt of court charge? Sounds like a criminal to me. Would anyone really miss this guy?

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New England Patriot quarter back Tom Brady spent Mother's Day with his girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and what looks like her father and Tom's brother. Where was their mom? Do you think Tom sent his pregnant ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan anything for Mother's Day? More pics after the jump!

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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and former Laguna Beacher Talan Torriero are getting hot and heavy in Hawaii. I can't believe this scripted reality show loser is dating her and getting the benefits of her dance moves and yoga poses. I know she's not that famous but she can't do better than this guy? More pics after the jump!

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Gwen Stefani took some time out from her tour in North Carolina to take her son Kingston for a walk on Mother's Day. She's performing in Raleigh, NC tonight before heading to Virginia for the next stop. More pics after the jump!

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