Debra Messing showed up to the PAMA Pomegranate Liqueur and 3 Arts Entertainment Upfronts Afterparty in New York City wearing a nice shear black number but homegirl should know by now that a dress like that doesn't conceal much when faced with flashbulbs of the paparazzi. After the jump an unedited look!

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Calum Best may not be known over here in the states but news and stories detailing his promiscuous and drug riddled past are starting to trickle across the pond and of course Star magazine is dishing the dirt.

The 6’2” hunk – who reportedly secretly shared Lohan’s hotel suite later that evening – “does a lot of coke and is a wild party boy who’s notorious for his sexcapades,” claims a friend of Best, who partied with him as recently as 2006. “Calum keeps track of the women he has been with – and by his count the number is way over 1.000!” In fact, his harem of girlfriends includes Lindsay’s frenemies Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton!

Sounds just like the kind of influence a post-rehab Lohan needs to be hanging around. Lets just hope he rocks some condoms because if this relationship keeps going in the direction it's headed we could have our next Britney Spears and Kevin Federline train wreck. Actually, don't wrap it up, I like a good train wreck. It's inspiring to know that there will always be someone lower, worse off, and a bigger mess than me.

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Update: Apparently I suck and it was Jessica Alba that said that but hey at least you get to look at T&A right? Jessica Biel fears that she isn't being taken seriously in Hollywood because she's too "hot" and her that her looks are holding her back. She tells GQ magazine,

"I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness."

Normally I would would be blasting Biel for making such an ego laden statement but she's right, she's hot but less hot now because it's not hot to know your hot. Got that? But at what point does she realize that we really don't care about her acting as long as long as she stays famous enough to keep posing half-nude in magazines and running around in her bra and panties in feature films. More pics after the jump!

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Proving that R. Kelly is more than just a douche bag that allegedly likes to pee on people, the R&B singer dropped the most insulting quote in the new issue of Hip-Hop Soul magazine.

"My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

Hey R. Kelly, you know what we're all realizing? That you're a douche bag. Thats right, a douche bag. First you insult us all by announcing you are releasing a Virginia Tech memorial song and now you try to drag the names of Bob Marley, Marvin Gaye, Muhammad Ali, and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. through the mud by comparing yourself to them? What have you EVER done in your life that can in any way shape or form compare to this group of men who stood up and fought for what they believe in? Sex Me, Pts. I & II, Bump n' Grind, Your Body's Callin'? Alleged sexual relations with minors? An indictment for 21 separate counts of child pornography? This is probably one of the most offensive statements I have ever heard.

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Just one day after Star Magazine broke the story that there just might be trouble brewing between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore over her reportedly "controlling ways" and his "social drinking" and sexy costars" the two of them showed up at Bungalow 8 in New York City last night. Do Demi and Ashton read Star Magazine? Did the step out to refute the claims or is there really trouble and they're trying to hide it? Leave your thoughts in the comments. More pics after the jump!

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A lot of us (especially me) have been reveling in the fact that although Paris might not do her full sentence of 45-days she is still going to do some time in the pokey and in today's Page Six she gets a little advice. Natalia McLenna, a former $2,000-an-hour hooker who was named "New York's No. 1 Escort" and went on to make the mistake of posing on the cover of New York Magazine, spent 26 days at Riker's Island and has passed on a stern warning for Paris.

It's the worst experience of your life - you're locked up, the food is disgusting and everybody wants to be your friend, but in the end they just want to [bleep] you,"

If that isn't bad enough, Paris has a physical to look forward to which includes a full-body cavity search (I wonder what they'll find?) but also get to enjoy all the attention from horny locked up lesbians.

"She'll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower . . . And I'd tell her, 'Drop the attitude.' "

Man this sounds so "hot" to borrow a Paris-ism. I can only imagine it's like Caged Heat "Women's prison U.S.A. - Rape Riot and Revenge! White Hot Desires melting cold prison steel!

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