Paris Hilton is pretending to take jail seriously (even though her sentence has been reduced) and getting fit while her mom is delusional. Too bad she won't be spending her time here. Cameron Diaz found the worst rebound guy ever. Don't go swimming after Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, you might catch something Oprah has some f*cked up feet. R. Kelly is a douche bag. Is there trouble in Ashton and Demi 's world? Denise Richards and Richie Sambora broke up, 2 months ago Britney proves that old habits are hard to break and she hates her mom  Sophia Loren has still got it, I mean, them. Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best might be getting serious, dangerously serious. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel went public in England  Tom Brady might hate his mom, I'm not 100% positive but he might. Make sure to sign up with the greatest campaign ever

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Celebrities sometimes act like they're better than us but in reality they are pigs just like us (I say "us" but I really mean "you" because I'm perfect, ask my mom).

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Paris Hilton took time off from drawing red crosses on her calander to spend some quality time shopping and bonding with friends. After having her 'credit card fix' for the day she hung out in her backgarden with pals. But the smart attention seeker doesn't miss a trick and made sure she came outside for a photo op. Paris walked to her car and back to collect her sunglasses even though she was already wearing some and she even had to take her handbag along for the ride! Sillyness! One clever photograher also noted that Paris had better get her Range Rover re-registered or she could get into more trouble with the law. More pics after the jump

Continue reading Paris turns to friends!

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I thought leggings were used under dresses and long tops? Surly those skin tight clingers on have got to be a no no? They make her legs look even thinner! I don't know guys, might have to turn to you lot to decide this? Is Victoria a fashion no no, or starting a hot new trend? More pics after the jump

Continue reading Posh @ Chanel Cruise Show in Santa Monica.

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Take the jump to see kinky Dita Von Teese, the ever fashion ready Olsen twins and stunning Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes compete over sexiest pose! Glamorous Chanel totty after the jump

Continue reading Celebrities @ The Chanel Cruise Show in Santa Monica.

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It's not the best outfit that Lindsay Lohan has ever worn but her hair looks stunning! I guess Calum Best's unhealthly effects are not starting to show yet. Not really liking the 'leather glove' look either. Is she meeting Paris Hilton for a bike ride afterwards? Go figure, what would I know, it's fashion darling, fashion!

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