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6:45 Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Paris Hilton may have the biggest frown in the land of Hollywood at the moment but it isn't earning her any sympathy from her fellow celebs in the countdown to her lockdown. Hollywood's hottest stars had only harsh words for the heiress, who faces a 45-day jail stint for violating her drink-driving probation after being caught behind the wheel on a suspended license.
Cameron Diaz:
"For whatever reasons she made her bad choices and she's going to have to deal with it. On the day there were like 10 helicopters above her house and I live not very far away - I was like, 'Can you please keep it down.' So now we all suffer when Paris suffers."
Justin Timberlake:
"What can I say, the law is the law."
Teri Hatcher:
"The laws the law and that's what I teach my kid and that's how I think it should work"
Jason Priestly - who had his own run in with the law for drunk driving in 1999:
"I was on probation for three years - I didn't even jaywalk for those three years. Sometimes you have to pay the piper."
Jay Leno joked:
"I'm sure you all know by now that Paris Hilton got 45-days in jail. A lot of people are very upset about it . . . they were hoping for the death penalty." (Perhaps thats a tad harsh eh?)
I'd love to know what the 'Brat Pack' make of all this!
For once, I agree with Justin. Good for him!
she need to stay longer in jail. I have no feelings for fuck ups.
Hey Chantal nitwit have you heard? Paris gets a room mate.
Police sources tell us that the Hollywood hills resident will enjoy a 24-person POD for "special needs inmates," and she'll be bunking with a fellow convict.
Momma Hilton has made a personal appeal to Governor Arnold to pardon poor Paris.
"Hey Maria, it's all part of my job!" :D
Dressing like Heidi, maybe she's planning to jet off to Switzerland, where there's no extradition agreement with the US.
Plus, Roche and Novartis have headquarters there. Oooh! Discount pharma, baby! :D
Paris escape plan:
1: Private jet to Mexico
2: Plastic Surgery
3: Open Kitson's south of the boarder
4: Change name to Bill
Down fall of Paris escape plan.
1: She would post her new indentity on Myspace.
Hey bits... I still think Swiss is better. It's the perfect venue for a sex change. :D
If you drive drunk, maybe you won't do it the next time. but if you drive without license - then you are always a danger. she goes to jail, because she is so stupid not to read (oh! how serious she took it) the report....I mean, how serious does she take the law?
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