Doing it for the rehab!
8:23 Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Shock horror folks, Lindsay Lohan's dad is opening his own rehab center - aiming at people exactly like his hard-partying daughter. Michael Lohan has been working with actor Stephen Baldwin in raising $15 million for a rehab facility (that's meant to be aimed at rich and poor alike) in the Hamptons, the New York seaside playground for the rich and famous. Ironically news of the center comes at the exact same time as his own daughter entered rehab after a wild weekend that was totally over the top even for her standards.
Her dad, who only recently left jail, says he is trying to get permission from his probation officer to travel to California for a heart-to-heart with his daughter. Michael insists that since leaving jail on assault charges his life is now being led by newfound religious devotion. It is that new faith that linked him to Stephen Baldwin, himself also a one-time hard partying star who is now devoted to God.
So here's a shout out to Paris! If you need a rehab break this the place you and your bible can really chill out!
That money will siphon right in to Michaels pocket.
once a crook, always a crook.
Amy Winehouse did not go to rehab...they tried to make her go to rehab and she said no no no....
Oh yeah! Lohan's old man running a Rehab Center is like a priest becoming a Scout leader.
I was born at night, but not last night! :D
Stephen "I know Jesus" Baldwin is nutty.