Because it's Good Friday and I know a lot of you are depriving yourself of meat to please God (although I have already had peanut butter, bacon, three slices of ham and plan on having a meat eater slice of pizza for lunch, so I'm screwed) how about some hot chicks to fill that food that void? More pics after the jump!

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If you want to be famous and more importantly stay famous (not kook famous like Mel Gibson): Don't piss of the Jews. And don't do it especially during passover when they have done nothing but fast and eat cracker ball soup for a week and just might be a little irritable. But obviously 50 Cent doesn't read this blog or has he ever received any formal sensitivity training, so in an interview with radio station Hot 97 in New York where he discussed G-Unit member Tony Yayo's alleged assault on record producer Jimmy (Henchmen) Rosemond's son, and asked if he is worried about the repercussions, "Fitty" let it fly saying:

"Worry about the Je-Je-Je-Jew unit. They're the real goon squad. When the lawyers come out, you'll see what it is. I don't pay nobody. I only pay the lawyers."

Wow, Fifty, blaming the Jews is so 1939. Get someone new to blame, like yourself and your crew. Or maybe Busta Rhymes, he can't seem to keep himself out of trouble lately and could make a great fall guy. Or maybe it's the Jews fault for that too? *sshole.

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The Duff sisters, Hilary and Haylie, vamped it up on the Red Carpet of the Entourage Party last night. Actually, Hilary vamped it up while her big schnozz sister ruined all the pictures. If Hilary really wants to make it in Hollywood, she needs to dump her sister as her side kick.

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Not only does she eat, but she eats Subway! Does this mean the Hilton fortune is dwindling? Is she trading in high priced meals at meals at The Ivy and Koi for fast food and a foot long Italian BMT (with double meat)? Or have all those commericals of former fatty Jared finally brainwashed her into thinking she's not thin enough?

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To see Paris' pussy get fingered, take the jump!

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I was all ready to throw Christina Milian under the bus and into the underage clubber group but it turns out she's something like 26-years-old! Where the hell have I been? So party on Christina, party on.

More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Christina Milian exiting L'Scorpion

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