I don't understand the appeal of soccer. I have given it a chance and watched a lot of World Cup (non) action but I kept coming to same conclusion, I hate soccer. I hate watching a bunch of moptop Euros flop on the ground and run around in circles for an hour while half the stadium stabs each other and sets fire to the opposing fans flags. Not exactly my idea of a fun time. But you know what is my deal? Chicks. And if you happen to be a pro soccer player, besides making millions of dollars, you get chicks, lots of chicks. Not just ordinary chicks but "I'm going to have sex with you and if you don't I'm going to bang you're entire team" chicks. I think the British refer to them as <strike>"slags"</strike> WAGS (Wives And Girlfiends). So these three WAG's, Elle Isaac, Charlotte Mears and Jadene Bircham (don't ask me which is which, I honestly don't care) took the opportunity to promote their WAGS boutique and reality show by shedding their clothes like the good girls they are in SOHO. If there was more of this, I might watch more soccer.

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While we slaved, celebrities played (well, a few of them did), catch up on what you missed in the week that was.

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Last week Paris Hilton's ass (not to be mistaken for her pussy) brought us the best comments of the week, this week, it's a vomiting Tobey Maguire! Thanks to everyone that left their comments but here are the best of the week: Michael on "I think someone's pregnant!!" She doesn’t really look pregnant, in the traditional sense, but she could be carrying a fetus or two in each thigh! Slap-a-Paris on Who the hell would pump Brandon? "Who would dare sleep with Greasy Bear? I bet when he starts “pumping” on someone and he gets all hot, it smells like bacon." Michael again on "Are you ready for drop the soap gone wild?" A guy named Bruno yells “Yo’ my prison bitch!” and Joe’s life flashes before him. …only $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Have your credit card handy. Operators are standing by to take your call. Scoop #1 Fan on You could see your picture on this very page! "have Larry H Parker write you up a contract" Scoop #1 Fan on You could see your picture on this very page! "how much would a pic in chris’s speedo fetch?" *editor's note: Not Much dude on The trolls work their bones on a photoshoot. "get them both at the same time and that would equal 1 complete woman….but then you get 4 little titties and 2 bald pu$$ie$….goodtimes!!!!" patti on Guess Who? "Does she have a face? i never noticed. Thank God she has the body she does, because the face can use a bag over it. She stunning from the neck down." tom cruise’s emeter on Caption it! "Paul woke up this morning and put on his favourite rupert bear outfit." Rebbie on Caption it! “so i ripped it right off her and threw it in the fireplace! was that so wrong?!”

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Whose stance gives him away at the movies? Find out after the jump!

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I find it absolutely amazing how celebrities seem to breeze through the airport like it 'ain't no thang' and Cate Blanchett is a perfect example of that after arriving from Australia with her two kids, Dashiell and Roman. She looks calm, cool, and rested even though she's dragging two kids around after her 16-hour flight! I usually look like I rolled out of a gutter after my 1-hour flight to Vegas and the only thing I'm dragging around is a change of drawers and the pre-guilt guilt that I am going to regret everything when I wake up Monday morning. More pics after the jump!

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Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio can be a part of my "Entourage" anytime. More pics after the jump!

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