Snoop Dogg pleaded no contest (admitting fault without admitting fault) to charges of felony gun possession by a convicted felon and felony marijuana possession. Snoop was sentenced to a 3-year suspended sentence in lieu of jail time, five years probation and 800-hours of community service. WTF??!!! The guy is a convicted felon, busted for marijuana, has a gun when it's against the law for felons to do so, tried to bring a weapon through airport security (charges still pending), cocaine possession (charges still pending), another gun charge (pending) and lets not forget the whole bodyguard killing a dude back in 1993 (acquitted), and his gang relationships. He's not exactly the pillar of a community and he gets probation? Such a joke. He deserves jail time just for being stupid. Picture by Jackson Lee

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After seeing more pictures of Pete Doherty come across my screen this afternoon, I am convinced that he is a zombie. Him being the living dead is the only conclusion I can come to that explains the scarring, skin so pale that even goth kids are grossed out, the filthy nails (had to dig himself out of the ground) and the reason he doesn't die is, he's already dead. What do you guys think, am I way off base on this one? Pictures by Jack Ludlum, Raymond Field & Steve Wake

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The baby is THIS big, it will grow to be THIS size, and I'm so happy, now f*ck off!*

Let us know what you think Julia Roberts is trying to tell us while on set the of "Fireflies in the Garden." Leave your captions in the comments! Pictures by James Ambler & Jason Winslow *Thanks to Amanda

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Pete, dude, what are you doing to yourself? After a late night out with your mates did you think there was something crawling under your skin? Don't even try and tell me you cut yourself shaving, unless you were shaving with a lawnmower, which, given the run you've had over the last year, is not entirely out of the question.

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Prison Break actor Lane Garrison, who is charged with vehicular manslaughter left court today after his lawyer asked for a continuance. It's expected that once the trial reconvenes on May 21, Garrison will plead guilty to the charges barring any new evidence regarding faulty brakes and a possible factory recall of his vehicle. Garrison was driving his car when it hit a tree, killing his passenger, 17-year-old Vahagn Setian, his blood alcohol level registered a .20, twice the legal limit. Pictures by Alex Turner

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Willa Ford has been picked to star in an indie production of an Anna Nicole biopic, cleverly titled "Anna Nicole." Instead of breaking any new ground by telling us what made Anna Nicole into Anna Nicole (the important stuff, like home life, being raised by Virgie, family life, sories of abuse, being poor, etc) the film is going to tell us everything we already know.

Movie will cover Smith's life from age 17 until her death in February at 39, including her success as a Playboy centerfold, Guess model and actress, her marriage to billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the death of her son and her own death five months after giving birth to a baby girl, Dannielynn. The dispute that erupted over who was the baby's father was settled Tuesday when a judge in the Bahamas ruled, based on DNA tests, in favor of California photographer and former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead.

So get ready for a recap of everything you watched and read over the last several months but from an indie point of view starring an "actress" known for an appearance on Dancing With The Stars, hosting the Ultimate Fighter series, singing a few songs you never heard, and appearing in the "Lingere Bowl." Actually, she might fit the part.

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