Oh I had to chuckle to myself when I looked up the spelling for chihuahua. I had already intended to comment on how Paris looked like her dog, but when I read the definition of this tiny yappy dog it described Paris for me perfectly - "A very small dog with large eyes and smooth hair" - sadly it failed to include addicted to credit cards and attention, doh! Although looking like a dog, thankfully she wasn't acting like one, as a wind swept moment revealed to us she likes to keep her panties on, unlike some other uncouth female celebrities!

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Little Legs and Bigfoot started shooting their new season of the Simple Life yesterday on Roberton Boulevard, and this time we see the duo taking on the roles of camp counsellors. Shooting a comical pap crazed scene the pair were filmed leaving a Kitson store armed with shopping bags. Are they intending to bribe the kids with an array of t-shirts? Paris and Nicole were rumoured to have made up since filming more Simple Life, but to be honest I think two people as fake as these could lie through their teeth easily. Post Simple Life production will we hear the truth from the pair? " Yeah, like, she is, like, totally, like annoying. Whatever" More pics after the jump

Continue reading Paris & Nicole back as the Simple Life dolls!

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Ah, the trifecta! What is going on with Pete's nose? That must be some mighty sharp air he's been breathing over there in London because his nostrils look painful. More awfulness after the jump!

Continue reading Pete Doherty: The picture of health part 3

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...They just did! The creator of the Girls Gone Wild franchise has been slapped with an indictment of federal tax evasion for illegally deducting $20 million in fake receipts from his previous tax returns. f found guilty, Francis could face 10 years in prison and $500,000 in fines. Francis is currently sitting in a Florida jail on a contempt of court charge. Let this be a lesson to all of you kids out there; If you are professionally involved in the porn industry or declare your occupation as "gambling," the IRS is going to look extra carefully at your tax returns.

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All of you University of Arizona alumni (bear down) and Laker fans can breathe a sigh of relief, Luke Walton is not dating Britney Spears. The rep for Walton has set the record straight and wants to point out that he has a girlfriend. Ok Kids, who's the next lucky contestant to have his name dragged through the mud by being connected to Britney Spears? As for the girlfriend thing, I think any wife or girlfriend of an NBA star will tell you, there is never only one.

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When is Mischa Barton going to learn that no one, not even the homeless on the streets of New York or the few prison inmates with internet access, want to see her legs. More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Put some F*ing pants on already

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