So its official, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are getting married. Doherty confirmed last night at his gig, where Kate joined him on stage, that the two are getting married and referred to her as his fiance. What the hell is Kate Moss thinking? She is currently the most successful model in the world right now and she is going to throw it all away for a guy that looks like the walking dead? Need proof? Click here, here, and here. I'm giving 4-1 odds that Doherty doesn't make it to the wedding day, any takers?

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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Franics, already in jail on a contempt of court charge, has been charged with one count of bribing a public servant, five counts of bringing contraband into a jail cell and three counts of possessing a controlled substance after Franics tried to bribe a security guard for a bottle of water. According to reports, Francis offered a guard $100 to sneak him a bottle of water, when the guard refused he upped the bribe to $500, one problem, he flashed the cash and prisoners are not allowed to have money. This lead to a search of his cell that turned up 16 prescription pills, another no no for prisoners. It sounds like good ol' Joe may be having a hard time sleeping in his cell and dealing with the stress since some of the pills were the sleeping medication Lunesta and the anti-anxiety pill lorazepam. All of the charges are third-degree felonies and carry a maximum five-year prison sentence Good luck Joe! Next time you may want to try and draw less attention by doing "favors" for the other inmates instead of bribing the CO's.

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Paris Hilton showed she had some energy left to burn after a long day spent shooting 'The Simple Life'. Looking as fresh as a daisy she stopped by Hyde Lounge, where she met up with sister Nicky and current boyfriend, Josh Henderson. After midnight Paris went alone to Teddy's nightclub, where a few days ago she reportedly left behind a blue jacket, in which staff members found a pleasure toy in her pocket. So did she return back to the nightclub to retrieve her toy? Josh later joined her at Teddy's before taking her home.

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Britney Spears seems to be doing quite well now that she is officially rehabilitated, but sadly her new health hasn't made any improvements on her dress sense. The Pop Princess headed out with her cousin yet again to the Sydney Michelle Clothing Boutique in Bel Air where thankfully she changed into a cute blue frock, after arriving in a black dress that showed off her white bra. Take the jump to see the improved Britney in a blue dress. More pics after the jump!

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Someone needs to tell Jordon and Peter Andre thats it's going to take alot more than matching outfits, convenient nightly spottings in top restaurants and posing for the camera's to be famous in the USA. Oh wait, isn't that what every celebrity does when they need to drag their sorry ass*s back into the limelight? Guess they fit in perfectly?

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May Anderson was looking a little wired and away with the fairies as she hosted the opening for the Runway Club in NYC. It was quite a non affair really with no big names turning up other than the gorgeous Ashlee Simpson. Take the Jump to see May working some strange poses on the red carpet. More pics after the jump

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