It's been an up and down week but some of you toughed it out and left some great comments. This week, they're brought to you by a bird-flipping Lily Allen, because sometimes all that needs to be said is "f*ck off!" Sampson on Whose got legs to die for? "If only the end of his nose didn’t look like the end of a penis." Scoop #1 Fan on Yuk Yuk Yuk - I wouldn’t touch either! Is Paris trying to break Wilt’s record? Tom Cruise’s EMeter on Is this all she does now? They have released one of those stupid plastic band thingys for sunscreen awareness? Lance Armstrong - I shake my fist at you. Scoop #1 Fan on The sun is shining and the living is easy dont lie chris we all know you do tai chi in your speedo in your pier front pad for hours bits of meat on The sun is shining and living is easy If he can ride the exercise bike for a hour and a half, im amazed his girl could even walk to her car!! Michael on Whose nipple went clubbing? Daddy taught Jessie all about the Bible, but all she remembered was “my cup(s) runneth over.”

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It really p*sses me off that Cameron Daiz looks this good. I really enjoy hating (I just do) and she is making it really hard when she looks great and smiles for the paparazzi instead of flipping the bird, stealing the cameras, and looking like crap. We spotted her in Malibu and she graciously posed for a few snaps in exchange for a pap free day, which she got. Damn you Cammie. More pics after the jump!

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Who knew that hawking garlique and sketchy land deals in California and New Mexico could get a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Oh right, he was an actor. my bad. Pictures by Luis Martinz

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I think Matthew McConaughey might be a little obsessive compulsive when it comes to his exercise regiment, does he have to be this creepy and in shape for his next film "Semi Pro?" After looking at him bust his ass everyday, I wanted to see what makes him tick so I took it upon myself to get into his head and I went to the gym last night, the first time in probably a month during which time I have done nothing but drink like prohibition was coming back and shoved carne asada tacos and fisn 'n chips in my mouth. Lets just say, it didn't go too well. After watching a guy bench press 325lbs ten times on the decline bench I attempted to do a little cardio. I lasted 10 minutes on the treadmill before almost falling off and vomiting. Thank god my gym has a bar in it. More pics after the jump!

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Kristin Cavallari helped launch the new Speedy Gonzales clothing collection and if there was someone that really needed a big push to reach that next level of stardom through the rumor of a sex-tape followed by a desperate attempt to have it suppressed only to watch as millions of us get to know her intimately, it is Kristin. More pics after the jump!

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Do you guys remember Cam'ron? You know that rapper that physically assaulted employees at Sony Records because he felt they weren't promoting his album hard enough? The guy who once compared himself to Malcolm X and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr? You know the guy that inconspicuously drives around in a royal blue Lamborghini and was the victim of a botched carjacking attempt that ended up with him being shot 3 times and then refused to help the police find the suspects because it violated his "code of ethics" and would "hurt his business?" (probably because it was publicity stunt to help his weak-ass record sales) Well the guy that should never, ever, utter the word ethics is at it again, saying he wouldn't even alert cops if he knew a serial killer was living next door to him in an interview airing on '60 Minutes.'

"I wouldn't call and tell anybody on him - but I'd probably move," Cam'ron said. "But I'm not going to call and be like, 'The serial killer's in 4E.'"

Well, Cam'ron, I hope your neighbors call the cops on you and your douchebag ethics. Better yet, I hope you do move and the serial killer next door kills everyone in your building and you have that on your conscience and to top it off you get your ass sent to prison for that sh*t and your cell mate's daughter was one of victims. Asshole.

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