American Idol star Sanjaya Malakar attended the White House Correspondents Association dinner last night and I'm sure he had a ton to say about the state of the US. Is this a press dinner or an oppurtunity for stuffy old white men to connect with pop culture so they can win at Trivial Pursuit? More pics after the jump!

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We spotted Reese Witherspoon walking with a friend along La Cienega Boulevard in West Hollywood. The two spent the day shopping and from the looks of it had a fantastic time.

 

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I hate David Boreanaz. I absolutely loathe the guy. Why do I hate him? What has he ever done to me? It's all because my girlfriend is obsessed with him. From his days on "Buffy," to "Angel," an now to "Bones," she has had a crush on him and she makes sure I know, referring to him as her "other boyfriend." Whenever we argue she brings him up "Why don't you look more like David (yes, she calls him by his first name)," or "you should get back into the gym and get buff like David," and even "if I banged David, does that really classify as cheating?" So screw you David and your defined jaw, muscular shoulders, dreamy eyes and dashing good looks...damn't! Her crush is rubbing off on me because I think I want to sleep with him now.

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Just kidding you silly geese, that's not her sister Haylie, that's an elephant! Hilary Duff attended the "Night with the Raj" Polo Ball at International Polo Club in Palm Beach, Florida last night. Reportedly one of the elephants tried to get a little "frisky" with her (who wouldn't when she looks this good?). So is the elephant an upgrade or downgrade from her sister? More pics after the jump!

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Boston Celtics' guard Sebastian Telfair (white shirt), 21, cousin of Knicks player Stephon Marbury was arrested in Yonkers, New York (Y.O. on the street) after police pulled him over for speeding, driving 77 mph in a 45 mph zone (nice!) and when the searched the car they found a loaded and unregistered .45 caliber handgun under the passenger seat. Oh, and he was driving with a suspended license. No word if he was on his way to do some shopping on Central Ave or hitting up the Yonkers Raceway after eating some hot dogs at Nathans. When are these idiots going to learn that they are not gangsta's, they are multi-millionaire? Sorry for the sports report but I love it when NBA players get arrested for stupid crap (this is my all-time favorite). This story really helped with my hangover. You have no idea how happy this makes me.

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Beware! Paris Hilton is back on the road! Alec Baldwin is bringing discipline back Matthew McConaughey has a new home; complete with a gym and a new girlfriend Pete Doherty freaked out not once, but twice! You guys have very strong opinions on the Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady baby Jessica Simpson showed off her girls while Mischa Barton, thank God, wears underwear. Cam'ron is a douchbag Vince Vaughn is alive! (I know crazy!) And he's clean, kind of shaven and partying. Bruce Vilanch has a doppleganger, I wonder if he's just as funny Your favorite High School principal has made an appearance. Oh, and he's a sex offender. How do you like them apples! God must hate Jay-Z Madonna is chasing some of that Angelina Jolie charity publicity Paris Hilton and her "boys" are back in town And finally, tragedy at Virginia Tech, where 32 of our brothers, sisters, parents, teachers, students and friends were killed.

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