Amy Winehouse has made it back to the UK (I know! I'm surprised too!) after her first US tour. I truly believed that we were going to read about hotel staff finding her in a bathtub, or her tour bus driver not being able to wake her up or even a bouncer taking the trash out at 5am finding her behind a dumpster but no dice. She has even be reunited with her on again/off again boyfriend Alex. Talk about happy days! The real question is, when do you think she last washed her hair?

Pictures by Ian Lawrence

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Do you know who Daveigh Chase is? I didn't until i looked her up on IMDB, she played the scary chick Samara in "The Ring" and guess how old she is? Give up? 16-years-old. Yeah, I know time flies fast huh? But what makes these photos so interesting is that she is leaving Parc, which, technically is a restaurant but we all know what goes on in these "restaurants" after dark.

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Howard K. Stern has released a statement saying that the reason Anna Nicole Smith died is because she refused medical attention due to the fear of a media frenzy. *cough* Bullsh*t! *cough* Since when did Anna fear the media? Not when she sold the photos of her newborn baby for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Not when she sold her wedding pictures to the highest bidder. Not when she filmed her reality show, posed for Playboy, modeled Guess? jeans or became a spokesmodel for TrimSpa. At one point Anna would have shown up to the opening of an envelope! Is it that there was no money to made by taking Anna to the hospital? Fever pictures aren't a big sell? Anna having "the flu" not exciting enough? Who would've known Anna was suffering if you had just slipped her in a limo and gone to the hospital? Certainly not the media. I'm sure Howard, blame the media not the pharmacy of drugs in her system, the flu, the infection from the repeated injections, or the fever that you ignored. It was the media.

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Donatella Versace's daughter Allegra is receiving treatement for the eating disorder, anorexia.

Our daughter, Allegra, has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease, for many years," Versace and Paul Beck said in a statement released by spokesman Robert Zimmerman. "She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well. As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."

When we saw this picture above last year, the office was abuzz that there was something wrong with Allegra from cancer to an eating disorder. It's wonderful see that she is getting the help she needs with the support of her family.

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Taboo, real name Jaime Luis Gomez, a member of the hip-hop/pop group Black Eyed Peas was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car outside of Los Angeles. He was also cited for possession of marijuana and possession of a prescribed medication without a prescription. Dude, I know LA doesn't have the most advanced or reliable public transportation system and the taxi's here tend to be really shady, poorly maintained, and half the time they don't know where they're going but call an f'ing car service. Get a limo. You're famous for f*cks sake. I really don't want to be killed in a drunk driving accident by some psuedo-celebrity who hopped in their car after eating a meal that costs more than my paycheck.

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Just when I thought I couldn't be more grossed out by Amy Winehouse, we got these disgusting pictures of her playing pool the other night and her hairy and heavily scarred arms almost made me throw up. It turns out that the boozy singer was a bit of a cutter in her younger days due to "morbid curiosity." She tells British magazine Q:

It's a funny thing, a morbid curiosity. I'm talking about when I was nine. What does that feel like? 'Ow, that f#$king hurt.' It's probably the worst thing I've ever done."

She is only 23 and has already eclipsed Courtney Love. I don't see a long career or a long life for this one. Pictures by Cliff and Malia Sobel

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