Oooh I wonder why Scarlett is hiding from the cameras as she left Spoon's Restaurant in Paris? Lets not go for the obvious 'she doesn't want her photo taken', that's dull, lets have more fun. I'm guessing as well as dribbling her lunch down herself, she has a huge bogey problem accompanied by 5 big white zits and a hickey on her neck. Or perhaps she read my post yesterday? Your ears are fine Scarlett, I didn't mean it!

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Cameron is only spotted leaving the gym these days. Is it a classic "look at me after my boyfriend dumped me, happy, fit and enjoying life"?. Well who cares really what it is, she looks great and she should keep it up. More smiling care free celebrities please. Pictures by London Entertainment

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Tatiana Beam (woman on the left) is the international adoption advocate who claims that Angelina Jolie is breaking Vietnamese adoption law that states couples who are unmarried are not allowed to adopt children from Vietnam. She said: "This is a clear contradiction of Vietnamese law, and such situations would not be allowed for other couples. Most co-habitating couples who try to adopt as a single parent are either turned away from agencies or face difficulties." What cave has this lady crawled out of that she is just realizing that people with power, money, and yes even celebrities receive special treatment? What she should be doing is praising Jolie for bringing positive attention to adoption and how it benefits the children instead of squabbling over Jolie's special treatment. Pick your battles! It's not like the kids are going to be locked up in cages in Ohio.

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International soccer star David Beckham, who has been dubbed The Messiah by Major League Soccer in hopes of saving the struggling league, injured his knee yesterday while playing for Real Madrid against Getafe. Beckham was injured when his momentum following a cross took him into an advertising sign behind the goal. I have no idea what "following a cross" means and I don't have any intention of learning either (unless it means getting extra orange slices at halftime). Just because this guy is getting paid $27.5 million to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy doesn't mean I am going to care now more than when Pele and Stallone tried to brainwash me into caring about soccer by defeating the Germans in "Victory."

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I have not been the kindest person to Hilary Duff over the last few years but when these pictures dropped this afternoon, I did a double take, the Duffster looks amazing. She needs to get dumped and stalked more often! Pictures by Jack Ludlam

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Debra Opri, lawyer for Larry Birkhead, has shot back at rumors that Birkhead and Stern were negotiating a deal where Stern would submit Dannielynn for DNA testing in return for some sort of financial security. Opri stated the only thing open to negotiation is how fast he "will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father." It sounds like Birkhead is not going to play ball with Stern and is ready to fight for the paternity test. So what's Stern's next move? Does he give in and let the paternity test happen, proving that Larry is the father and potentially losing out on whatever amount of money is ever awarded to Dannielynn (If there will be any at all). Or does he hope that the Bahamian law that states he is the father will hold up, protecting him from the US legal system and live out his life in the Bahamas with Dannielynn? Or does Stern have some more tricks up his sleeve?

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